All of the applauding order members might as well be fucking seals.
I'm going to feel less accomplished after going through this schlock.
There may as well be a narrator for the DK scene who just repeats "MEMBER TEH LICK KANG CINEMOVIE? WELL NOW YER DA KANG AND SHEEEEIT!"
Or the warrior scene, "OMG U PUNCHED DA DARGUN IN HIS FACE! DAS SO COOOL!"
Are players these days so insecure that this level of insultingly patronizing fellatio is needed? I don't fucking even.
Jesus fucking Christ, and people wonder why there is a demand for legacy servers.