This curtain would struggle me to death
Death by pillow
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the most screwed, I'd say about a 15.
Behind me is several stories of glass staircase. Pain inc.
I don't want to know what a pissed off door can do to you. And I didn't make a special safety door that won't hit me in the ass on the way out because I'm fired.
My recycle bin O.o I'm screwed!
*hmm* my bed and a poster of death... That can't end well...
My kitchen ... I'm screwed
That container of cheese-puffs behind me is starting to seem more and more suspicious... I think it's going to try and suffocate me with cheese-puffy goodness.
Too many classes, too little time. Completionist yet lazy.
How deadly can a pillow be?
Big ol' wooden bookshelf would dish out quite the beating.
Some liquor on a small shelf, guess the shelf would knock me out and they'll get drunk/have a party while im unconscious...
The fan behind me would suddenly grow metal blades and wings, and would chase me down until I suffer a painful death in a manner similar to the deaths in the Final Destination movies.
Enstraynomic - League of Legends
TheEnst - Starcraft II
well, let's see... if we ignore the chair I'm sitting on, it's a table with a lamp and some books on it... most likely chuck the books and lamp at me, but if it missed I think I'd be ok, it's not too big...
if we don't look past the chair, my jacket is hanging on the back of it... jacket comes to life and ninja-smothers me, I'm likely dead before I can free myself...
22 miles of hard road
33 years of tough luck
44 skulls buried in the ground
Crawling down through the muck
Ah yeah...
Immediately behind me there's a 3x3 square table with a crapton of LEGO blocks on it. I think I'd be okay though, the table's pretty light.
Well, technically my chair is behind/underneath me. In our current state, he'd be in a prime spot to man handle me in a way I would rather not discuss
My tiger doll.. Oh shi-
Strangling... bedcover... must... reach for... scissor. *Twitch twitch*