My bed has seen some shit.
It would kick my ass.
(Not literal shit, I aint in to that kind of nastiness)
Originally Posted by Ghostcrawler
since i´m at work right now, the "item" behind me is a player ugh i mean a colleague. He actually IS alive, but still if he tried to attack me i´d just sit and love and watch him break his hand while he tries to execute a swing at me.
No i´m not made of stell, but the guy would prolly hit the wall instead of me.
Lmao, how ironic, a wing back chair is behind me, and I'm probably screwed as those are known for being reanimated in movies and games such as Scooby Doo, and Dark Alliance 2.
A net switch. I guess i'll be strangulated to death O.o"
A blanket.. I'm... suffocating..
Kinda ironic. Behind me is a table on which the Bible currently resides. Mkay.
To my right is my baseball bat which I brought when I was 12 during a summer camp. We called it a weapon of righteousness and I called it the Bible ( blasphemy much? ) aswell.
So I'd be attacked by the Bible, but with the help of the Bible I'd beat the Bible in a biblical battle of the Bibles.
https://battle.net/recruit/R7HD2VJJ2K My heroes of the storm recruitment link. Looking for MOBA enthusiasts to play with. I also want a cool bike tbh.
Filing cabinet, yeah... im screwed
i've got a stack of about 30 pc's behind me in my office, if they all came alive and attacked me it'd be like tranformers
thankfully i'm close to the door so i could leg it, i'd just be hoping it was raining outside so they'd short themselves out, but if they all merged together to make a mega-transformer, i'd be screwed. although whilst they were merging, i'd be getting in my car, then depending on whether i was their sole target or not, i'd either drive like a mofo as far away as possible if they were soley after me, or i'd kamikaze into them if they were after other people.
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If that full ceramic sink behind me would come to life it would knock me straight out I suppose and fill my lungs with water, or just smash my head until it's split in pieces. Even if you see it coming it would just be too hard to fight back...
Your rights as a consumer begin and end at the point where you choose not to consume, and not where you yourself influence the consumed goods.
Translation: if you don't like a game don't play it.
A mini fridge... Guess I could turn my heater on and be fine.
What's behind me? A tray, with a plate and a comb on it. Hmm, I think I'd be fine. ...hopefully... *puts away tray, plate and comb away furiously*