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  1. #161
    A sock!

    .... Uhhhhh....

  2. #162
    My bed has seen some shit.

    It would kick my ass.

    (Not literal shit, I aint in to that kind of nastiness)
    Originally Posted by Ghostcrawler
    Q: But who are the forum QQers going to QQ at now?
    A: They'll find another name and still miss the point that Blizzard designs as a collective.

  3. #163
    Pandaren Monk Twilightdawn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melodi View Post
    My dresser might try to eat me! But then I think of the dresser from Beauty and the Beast and it might not be so bad. A singing/talking dresser would be interesting.
    after 5 minutes i would fill it with explosives and toss a lit match in there out of sheer annoyance.
    OT. Does my chair count? no? the chair behind my chair? :3

  4. #164
    since i´m at work right now, the "item" behind me is a player ugh i mean a colleague. He actually IS alive, but still if he tried to attack me i´d just sit and love and watch him break his hand while he tries to execute a swing at me.
    No i´m not made of stell, but the guy would prolly hit the wall instead of me.

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    Legendary! muto's Avatar
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    Lmao, how ironic, a wing back chair is behind me, and I'm probably screwed as those are known for being reanimated in movies and games such as Scooby Doo, and Dark Alliance 2.

  6. #166

    Angry

    A net switch. I guess i'll be strangulated to death O.o"

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    High Overlord Cryru's Avatar
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    It's a TV :O I would be very screwed.

  8. #168
    A blanket.. I'm... suffocating..

  9. #169
    Kinda ironic. Behind me is a table on which the Bible currently resides. Mkay.

    To my right is my baseball bat which I brought when I was 12 during a summer camp. We called it a weapon of righteousness and I called it the Bible ( blasphemy much? ) aswell.

    So I'd be attacked by the Bible, but with the help of the Bible I'd beat the Bible in a biblical battle of the Bibles.

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    Filing cabinet, yeah... im screwed
    Retired from WoW, not currently playing any MMO's

  11. #171
    i've got a stack of about 30 pc's behind me in my office, if they all came alive and attacked me it'd be like tranformers

    thankfully i'm close to the door so i could leg it, i'd just be hoping it was raining outside so they'd short themselves out, but if they all merged together to make a mega-transformer, i'd be screwed. although whilst they were merging, i'd be getting in my car, then depending on whether i was their sole target or not, i'd either drive like a mofo as far away as possible if they were soley after me, or i'd kamikaze into them if they were after other people.
    <insert witty signature here>

  12. #172
    If that full ceramic sink behind me would come to life it would knock me straight out I suppose and fill my lungs with water, or just smash my head until it's split in pieces. Even if you see it coming it would just be too hard to fight back...
    There are too many design flaws in your game. As a result, your customers' game experience may be degraded. Fire or replace the failing developers if you don't want to see this message again.

  13. #173
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    A mini fridge... Guess I could turn my heater on and be fine.

  14. #174
    ah my trusty briefcase... I am safe, unless it goes to stealth first...
    Quote Originally Posted by SourceOfInfection View Post
    Now instead of being pissed off at four people at a time, I can be pissed off at TWENTY FOUR people at a time. That's called efficiency, my little enchiladas.

  15. #175
    What's behind me? A tray, with a plate and a comb on it. Hmm, I think I'd be fine. ...hopefully... *puts away tray, plate and comb away furiously*

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