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    What could you do?

    Guys...what would you do if a hair-less telekentic bear with an afro. Came up to you in a dark alley?

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    I'd ask it for directions, as I'm clearly lost if I'm in a dark alley. Being telekenetic, he'd likely have a better grasp of the immediate area than I.

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    Why doesn't the bear have any hair?

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    Ask it what kind of city I woke up in that had a hairless, telekenetic bear with an afro just walking around a random dark ally.



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    If the bear has an afro it's not a hairless bear...
    i'd ask bearfro to teach me the wonderous ways of telekenesis so we can aim for world domination together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Backreaper View Post
    If the bear has an afro it's not a hairless bear...
    i'd ask bearfro to teach me the wonderous ways of telekenesis so we can aim for world domination together.
    He is hairless...he just got a perm....dont ask questions -__-

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    Hairless with an afro...?

    Probably laugh at his insecurities.

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    As soon as a read "afro" I knew the only thing I could do is guard my wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rageissues View Post
    as soon as a read "afro" i knew the only thing i could do is guard my wallet.
    jajajajajajjajajajajajaja

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    Id check myself into rehab

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    I'd ask it to steal some pic-a-nic baskets with me.

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    My mind would be blown, if hes Hairless and he has an afro...

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    Id ask him how much his wig cost, because if he is hairless then his afro has gotta be fake. I would then have him teach me telekinesis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedomoazul View Post
    Guys...what would you do if a hair-less telekentic bear with an afro. Came up to you in a dark alley?
    He isn't hairless if he has an afro, so I'd click my slippers three times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogger237 View Post
    Id ask him how much his wig cost, because if he is hairless then his afro has gotta be fake. I would then have him teach me telekinesis.
    His afro is real. He got a perm...dont ask questions.

    ---------- Post added 2011-11-01 at 01:50 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Dargon View Post
    He isn't hairless if he has an afro, so I'd click my slippers three times.
    He is hair-less. Its just a perm. Dont ask questions..

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