NO ROUNDABOUTS!!!! Oh my gosh I hate those with a burning passion. I had never seen so many of the dumb things till we moved to Colorado and it is the most retarded thing ever. People just sit there staring at each other on all sides or you have the idiot who thinks he's a special little snowflake and blows right on through with no regard for yield signs or other cars. Traffic lights > roundabouts.
Other than that, your post was pretty funny