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    High Overlord Gufkys's Avatar
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    Mind... blown.

    Just had my first Nutella Bacon sandwich.
    I think I've died and gone to heaven.

    It's nutella all over two slices of bread, with carmellized bacon stuck in between, with a drizzle of honey, to taste.
    Careful if your sweet tooth isn't ready for it.
    I'm thinking of writing a recipe book, and binding it in leather so that people can know how amazing this sandwich is.
    And so this doesn't seem like a waste of a post, here's a recipe!

    Ingredients:
    -2 slices of bread
    -1 jar of nutella
    -honey
    -carmellized bacon (recipe below)

    Preparation:
    1). Coat one surface of each slice of bread very lovingly with copious amounts (your preference) of Nutella.
    2). Place 3-4 strips of bacon on sandwich
    3). Drizzle honey, to taste.
    4). Re-unite bread, chocolate face inward.
    5). Bite.

    This is best consumed post-coitus, to satisfy multiple cravings.
    Also viable when under the influence of alcohol or other safely and legally acquired substances. ^.<




    Bacon!
    Just toss a bunch of bacon in a bag of maple sugar with a bit of ground pepper, then bake the fully coated pieces on a foil-covered tray for about 20 minutes at 350.
    You'll know they're done when the maple sugar on the bacon has fully liquified and begins to bubble.

    Enjoy.

    Edit: Probably best to not eat more than half a regulation-size sandwich worth of this.
    You will desire more, but you will be too sick to make another sandwich.
    Last edited by Gufkys; 2011-11-02 at 07:10 AM.

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    You....are....god.

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    You are doing God's work, son. I want you to know that.
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    considering that TG warriors was here since Vanilla, and DK's got into the World of warcraft in WoTLK... you can say that they have been stealing 2-handed from us.

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    While I've never had "Nutella" before, how can you go wrong with bacon? I mean, really, anything with bacon = mmmmm. Thanks, now I'm hungry. ...*goes off to find something to eat*...

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    The only way to make what your just said, better, is to eat it naked.

    Rule of Thumb: If the healer's HPS is higher than your DPS, you're doing it wrong.

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    ugh...peanut butter and anything resembling that is just gross...

    How can you people eat that crap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammahtime View Post
    ugh...peanut butter and anything resembling that is just gross...

    How can you people eat that crap?
    Enjoy your stay in purgatory.

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    ..my god... brother! You must name this delicacy! It has to be something sweet, subtle, not to tough, quick to say, rolls off the tongue, think carefully.. this is the make or break point.

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    Can't eat nutella, allergic to nuts.

    It is delicious, though. I tried it once.. then got hives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gufkys View Post
    Just had my first Nutella Bacon sandwich.
    I think I've died and gone to heaven.

    It's nutella all over two slices of bread, with carmellized bacon stuck in between, with a drizzle of honey, to taste.
    Careful if your sweet tooth isn't ready for it.
    I'm thinking of writing a recipe book, and binding it in leather so that people can know how amazing this sandwich is.
    And so this doesn't seem like a waste of a post, here's a recipe!

    Ingredients:
    -2 slices of bread
    -1 jar of nutella
    -honey
    -carmellized bacon (recipe below)

    Preparation:
    1). Coat one surface of each slice of bread very lovingly with copious amounts (your preference) of Nutella.
    2). Place 3-4 strips of bacon on sandwich
    3). Drizzle honey, to taste.
    4). Re-unite bread, chocolate face inward.
    5). Bite.

    This is best consumed post-coitus, to satisfy multiple cravings.
    Also viable when under the influence of alcohol or other safely and legally acquired substances. ^.<




    Bacon!
    Just toss a bunch of bacon in a bag of maple sugar with a better of ground pepper, then bake the fully coated pieces on a foil-covered tray for about 20 minutes at 350.
    You'll know they're done when the maple sugar on the bacon has fully liquified and begins to bubble.

    Enjoy.
    Your vernacular is astounding, good sir. Cheers and +1 to you!

    P.S: What is this miracle substance known to me only as, "Nutella"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epiphanes View Post
    Your vernacular is astounding, good sir. Cheers and +1 to you!

    P.S: What is this miracle substance known to me only as, "Nutella"?
    Chocolate icing kind of, like pudding-ish. With Hazelnut in it. Chicks dig it.

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    :OOOOOOO I need this. I think when I go out with my girlfriend this weekend I am going to make this and bring it with us to munch on Just copy and pasted the recipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asmodejjj View Post
    Enjoy your stay in purgatory.
    If it doesn't have Nuetella or peanut butter....I'll be in heaven

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    Just thinking about all that sweetness makes me a bit nauxious tbh :/ I guess you have to have a strong stomach for such things to survive :P But +1 for bacon!

    Quote Originally Posted by MusikDisaster View Post
    Chocolate icing kind of, like pudding-ish. With Hazelnut in it. Chicks dig it.
    Chicks dig all types of chocolate, quite fascinating actually. The only chocolate I like is the 70%++ cocoa super dark chocolate stuff.

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    Bacon is delicious.

    Unless you're from Canadia, eh. Then it's just ham.

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    BRILLIANT.
    "Laws should be made of iron, not of pudding."

    “A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward.”

    - King Stannis Baratheon

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    This should go in the bible.

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