@Penguinftw

[Feintftw]

Why are you a moderator if you are only ilvl 385? Also, I find your sig rather dishonest as you look nothing like the woman pictured.

So, I wrote some haikus for you in class. If some moderator beats penguin to this post (which is rather likely considering it doesn't appear that he has been taking his moderating duties seriously of late), please consider it took me at least 12 minutes of time I would have spent staring at the wall to write this before you moderate it away offhandedly.

Wonderful Brokrone
Your damage makes me weep
That legendary staff
Rapes us all each week

If warcraft were like
Ocarina of Time
You'd win over Zelda
Because you are sublime

You're my focus every raid
When you target people who aren't me
I feel a bit dismayed

I miss your long hair
But it's okay
I still think you're michael swaim
as opposed to tall and gay

My computer is running out of battery life
But I wanted you to know
That I would be your wife

Also please forgive
My talentless writing
I'm distracted by your presence here
It is so exciting

Love
Saza

xoxoxoxo

[Penguin FTW]

That was lovely, does this mean you're leaving Jay?

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This looks pretty cute, though.