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    Watch ponies

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    Quote Originally Posted by scamander View Post
    Watch ponies
    me too <3

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    High Overlord MiniWill's Avatar
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    Sometimes I like to water my slugs before I shoot them with a BB-Gun whilst I am alone. Then afterwards sprinkle them with salt.
    Quote Originally Posted by William
    Gearscore is like a bikini. What it reveals is suggestive, but what it consceals is vital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentkillin View Post
    So I would tell the monsters "time out, I need to sleep for school" and hang my arm off the bed. Sometimes, now, at night, I still do this.
    Yep, i know the feeling. I once read a 'horror' book when i was little and this man got his leg bitten off by a bed monster, so i always took a huge step onto my bed. Now its pretty much this.
    Quote Originally Posted by drwelfare View Post
    Strip naked, cover myself in butter and go kick some ass

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    I plan my conversations ahead of time.
    You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!

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    I simply cannot wear a shirt when taking a dump.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zillionhz View Post
    By fiber be purged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazaxist View Post
    i cant believe not a single person said this yet... MASTURBATE of course! lol
    99% of males on this planet above age 16 have masturbated at least once.



    I also watch television aimed at 12-15 year old Japanese girls.

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    I am the worlds greatest liar. ive lied my way into alot of messes and out of them as well. but with my power of persuasion which on the epic scale that it is? no matter how much i try my father not only never falls for it but can trick me. it aggrvates me to no end this is the 1 and only person immune to me.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Dreadlord Aronaz's Avatar
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    Stands infront of the mirror pretending to be a superstar dj... yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmIthereYet View Post
    I'm a Master Chef and I bait fish to cook it.
    I see what you did there. I mean here, on the forums, not what you did when you were alone.

    And of course I do it too. Not what you did here but what you do there and by there I mean when you're alone.
    Last edited by neoscorpio; 2011-11-20 at 01:57 PM.

    "King Varian, you wish to make war on my people!? You shall have your war, human. You will see the fury of the Horde rage through your cities. You will see your throne split in two! This I swear!" -Thrall, patch 4.2.0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazaxist View Post
    i cant believe not a single person said this yet... MASTURBATE of course! lol
    Because everyone knows that you do that.
    Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate mother%$#@er.
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    Jamboro: 90 Priest, Jammbo: 90 Mage, Jambbo: 90 DK, Jammo: 90 Monk, Jamlol: 90 Shaman, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakatashi View Post
    99% of males on this planet above age 16 have masturbated at least once.



    I also watch television aimed at 12-15 year old Japanese girls.
    And 99% of girls have tried it, we got to be fair to both genders here.

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    Sometimes, when I'm really tired and I have a headache, I dress up like Michael Jackson, pop some pills and go lie on the bed...
    Awesome.

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    The point for me of no one else knowing about it is that, well, telling some one would then have someone else know about it. Thus, its not something worth revealing. :P

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    i yell at people in bgs to do the right thing while i farm the bots at the gy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakatashi View Post
    99% of males on this planet above age 16 have masturbated at least once.
    82% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot.

    OT; Sit down as I shower and look behind me several times over the course of the showersession for spiders.

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    I sometimes try to get off on epic music/boss kill videos on YouTube. Hasn't worked yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmIthereYet View Post
    I'm a Master Chef and I bait fish to cook it.
    Sooo.... Is one safe to say that you're a Master baiter?

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    I jump-kick furniture. Because I can.

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