The Movie About Your Life?

[kolopotho]

So, my friends and I had a conversation the other day along the topic lines: If a movie were to made about your life, who would the cast be? Which actor would play you? Your friends? Your love interest? Who would narrate it?

Main Character: Hugh Jackman
Love Interest: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sidekick: Elijah Wood
Arch Nemesis: Edward Norton
Comedic Relief: Tim Minchin
Token Black Guy: Isaiah Mustafa (The Old Spice Guy)
Narrator (Baby): Jeremy Irons (Voice of SCAR from The Lion King)
Narrator (Puberty): Hugh Laurie (British Accent)
Narrator (Young Adult): Hugh Laurie (American Accent)
Narrator (Adult): Keanu Reeves
Narrator (Old Person/Epilogue): Morgan Freeman
Theme Song: The Pink Panther Theme Song
Name of the Movie: The Life and Times of **MY NAME**

If there are any other roles in your life (mother, father, local electrician), or aspects of the movie you'd like to mention - let us know!

P.S - The theme song doesnt have to be a current theme song!

[herpderpslurp]

Main Character: whatshername from veronica mars
Love Interest: nathan fillion or hugh jackman - unless the movie is set in paradise, in which case BOTH
Sidekick: yvonne strahovsky from chuck, because she is sexy and kicks ass
Arch Nemesis: edward the vampire
Comedic Relief: will arnett
Token Black Guy: there would be a cameo of carl banks, doing his carl banks dance
Narrator: ron howard, because he does such a good job on AD
Name of the Movie: i have no idea. i will let marketing handle this.

[Skelington]

Main character: Skelington
Love interest: Skelingtina
Sidekick: Tael
Arch nemesis: Skelington
Comedic relief: Skelington
African descended gentleman: Morgan Freeman
Narrator: Skelington
Theme song: Lost woods
Name of the movie: Skelington

[klaps_05]

Main: Ed Norton
Love interest: Mila Kunis
Sidekick: Vince Vaungh
Arch nemesis: Denzel Washington
Comedic relief: Martin Lawrence
African descended gentleman: Freeman 4 life
Narrator: Matt Damon
Theme song: Hawaii five-0 intro
name of the movie: "Ghost"

[vep]

Main Character: probably Viggo Mortensen
Love Interest: young Diane Lane/Jessica Alba/Milla Yovovich/Emma Watson
Sidekick: Sylvester Stallone (c wut i did thur?)
Arch Nemesis: John Travolta
Comedic Relief: Jack Black or the one and only Jim Carrey
Token Black Guy: Morgan Freeman
Narrator (Baby): Pablo Francisco
Narrator (Puberty): Pablo Francisco
Narrator (Young Adult): Pablo Francisco
Narrator (Adult): Pablo Francisco lol
Narrator (Old Person/Epilogue): James Earl Jones
Theme Song: The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Name of the Movie: clueless about the name lol

[Deleted]

Main Character: Ron Perlman
Love Interests: Amanda Tapping
Sidekick: Richard Dean Anderson
Arch Nemesis: Patrick Stewart
Comedic Relief: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Token Black Guy: Donald Faison (The guy that plays Dr Turk in Scrubs)
Narrator (Baby): Peter Cullen (The voice of Optimus Prime)
Narrator (Puberty): Peter Cullen (The voice of Optimus Prime)
Narrator (Young Adult): Peter Cullen (The voice of Optimus Prime)
Narrator (Adult): Peter Cullen (The voice of Optimus Prime)
Narrator (Old Person/Epilogue): Peter Cullen (The voice of Optimus Prime)
Theme Song: Men at Work - Down Under Or the Robotech Theme song.
Name of the Movie: The Rise of the Empire

I want to see it now.

[Gothicshark]

Main Character: Jaye Davidson
Love Interest: Winona Rider, Robert Pattinson
Sidekick: John Leguizamo
Arch Nemesis: justin bieber in full drag
Comedic Relief: Christopher Eccleston
Token Black Guy: Craig Charles
Narrator: Morgan Freeman
Theme Song: electric six - danger high voltage http://youtu.be/2a4gyJsY0mc
Name of the Movie: What the Hell was that?!?

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I should point out that I picked the people because they could fit the part best, not because of any other reason.