I choked on a llama because thats what I do.
I smacked a wierdo because the voices told me to!
Good to know
i gave my number to my best friend because thats how i roll
I murdered an ipod because I love my family.
Makes sense, since I'm an iPod slayer.
I danced with a wierdo because I was high
I sang to a gangster because I was high. Fuck yeah!
I went out with a Ninja, because that's how I roll.
I wish that were a true story.
I went out with my psychiatrist because the voices told me to...
I sang to myself because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Lucky there o.0
I gave my number to a Mexican, because thats how I roll!
I ate my best friend because im hot and i do what i want
I kissed a stuffed animal because i hate myself!
I fell in love with a fork because the voices told me to
- Signature courtesy of the very talented Aveline -
I feel in love with my best friends brother because i was drunk :/
I went out with my cell phone because I was drunk.
Sounds about right.
I murdered a weirdo because I was drunk
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!
I hugged a baseball-bat because i was high