I fell in love with a stuffed animal because I was drunk and/or because the voices told me to.
I Murdered, a Banana, because i was drunk.
makes sense to me
Herald of the Titans
I kissed a ninja because I'm hot and I do what I want. xD I had a good laugh with that.
I murdered my dog because i was drunk.. how's that funny? : \
I murdered a doctor because I hate myself.
Ahahah, I smacked an ipod because you mom told me to.
I smacked a banana because I was high.
Pretty accurate actually.
I murdered my dog because I was drunk.
I went out with a llama because I was drunk.
I kissed a pickle because the voices told me to !
I kissed a goat because i was drunk...
I Danced With My Neighbour.. Because i was High.
I smacked a ninja because someone offered me 1000000 dollars
I shot a doctor because I was drunk.
He was a bastard! He told me I had a drinking problem!
"Reminds me of a dog, you stare at it while it's playing outside... Running around in a circle, then stopping up, wagging with a wide "grin". Jumping around until you call for the dog, then it lowers its tail because it think it's done something bad... And then you throw the ball, seeing the tail go straight into the air in bliss! ^^"
Wishblade of Draenor EU