Probably slit my wrists or hung myself.
1- no human interaction would make me a bit crazy.
2- rule2 means no electricity, gas or anything. U'd have to cook over a fire, that also means cold ass nights as there's no heating except ur fire.
3- food would be an issue, stealing from shops wouldn't be an option (see point 5) killing animals- really would u kill it, skin it and take out all insides and then make it into something edible? besides where would u get the animals local zoo?
4- no pc, games consoles, tvs and entertainment (rule 2)
5- talking about stealing, u'd have to break all doors, windows to steal anything so much for leaving no traces
Basicly u'd get medieval in 21st century
Suicide would be the best option
Tell at my mother-in-law to zip it every 10 sec
Get in a shop that sell gun and grenades
Get 10 grenades
Find 10 ppl that i detest
Break window with a hammer ( who will call the police ? )
Pull out the trigger and place near them
W8 1 month for the <<fireworks>>
And shush my mother-in-law in the mean time
Last edited by Shitcook; 2011-11-28 at 10:56 PM.
Rule number four I damn you.
I'd get a double pair of gloves. Go into people's homes. Get clues on their credit password and steal a fair amount of money from them. And keep that going basically. Nothing especially interesting to do without human interaction Or, well, look but no touch.
Quite dull overall. But some way to get myself more money since it would be harder to catch me if I could travel in time essentially without leaving any marks, if I don't fail. I am a human, egoistic, after all.
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thats an idea, though the only famous people i would have any hope of finding in england is the Queen and prime minister, and i would have to hope they are home, but i would get some nice photos of my self chilling with the queen, and lots of photos round buckingham palace. though, i cant drive, so it would probably take me the whole month to get to London from here >.>
Need new signature ideas
also, since you said everything is stopped apart from you, what happens to sperm?
Need new signature ideas
I'd use a short person to pick up all the stuff I wanna steal like a giant fork
The world was just as bad when you were young as it is today. You only see it now because of your age.
Sire a new generation of Mini mes.
Cut the letter Z into every single persons clothes on their chest, so when they came to it would cause everyone to suspect Zorro of something sinister.
Inconveniently place rakes in front of everyone so when they come to, they all get rake-face.
put a party hat on everyone and strategically place synchronized boomboxes everywhere so when they come to it would be one huge party everywhere.
Or maybe all of the above
I'm not a native English speaker, and yet, I don't suck at English. The argument "English is not my mother tongue" doesn't actually give you an excuse to do so.