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The way balancing for WOW PVP works is allot like American politics.
1: Be lazy & ignore problems till the yelling is so loud your cant concentrate.
2: Refuse to do the things you have Said need to be done, then make up reasons why they cannot be done.
3: Lay the blame for problems on someone else even when it's your fault because you did all of the above.
1. Kill every member of the ANC.
2. Play some golf.
3. Rob a bank or two. (Not that hard to leave no trace if you've got unlimited time and no camera)
4. Stock my store room with Petrol, Gas, etc so that I won't have to buy any of that in the near future.
5. Get all the stuff on my wishlist.
6. Living off grid is not difficult so I would have a ball!
If time had completely stopped then the rules 5 and 6 wouldn't work, but anyway only thing anyone could do is to wait for the time to come back. Don't think the time stop like the way it is in comic books and Heroes, because it's wouldn't be nothing like that, everything would just be completely still, you wouldn't be able to move a thing. Although if timefreeze was like in Heroes, then I guess I would steal lot of money from local stores and banks and other buildings...wearing gloves ofc.:P
What do rogues and noobs have in common?
-They both pick locks
Work on my cooking and weightlifting.
I would take some money from some banks, and hide it.
Go mess with people I don't like, maybe undress them, put some acid tabs in their mouth, and put them in the middle of a police station.
Find some hookers and pimps, and exchange their clothes. I wonder if I could find a list of paedophiles and go perform some castrations...
oh I know, read some books and find a forge and learn how to actually blacksmith, or at least start to learn.
Not a single vagina would be safe.
There, I said it. You can all stop thinking it now.
Would proboaly want to drive a car around, then steal alot of yummi chocolate. Seems like a great day.
Rape some hot women.
Steal expensive stuff, (I am Military I know how to not let fingerprints standing around and with time stopped there are no security cameras)
Do some pranks, Shave somebodies hair, undress people, dress someone has the opposite gender.
I would get someone from Place A to place D and put them naked in bed with someone from place Z in X person's house. (It would be random Gender/Age)
Bad - This is a bad player, he refuses to learn how to play correctly.
Casual - This is a player that will let everything else take priority over wow.
Hardcore - This is a player that is fine with putting things on hold while he's on wow.
Bad/Good - Measure of Skill.
Casual/Hardcore - Measure of Time
There is a specific list of women who are going to be wondering why they are suddenly sore for no apparent reason.
Also, rob every mofo'ing bank in the city. No problem getting rid of prints and dna with an entire month on my hands. Hey, I could even find a person I don't like and drag his lifeless body to the bank and put his fingerprints all over the place. Switch around some contracts, make myself a bank account and and deposit a crapload of money on it. Looks like the bank did it. No problem.
Ah.. I wouldn't have time to be bored.
Your greed, your foolishness has brought you to this end.
- Prince Malchezaar
I'd steal my neighbours little dog and put him in a nice orphanage. They have no idea how to take care of a dog and I hear the poor thing whining all the time
Ours not to make reply. Ours not to reason why. Ours but to do and die!
I'd watch all the movies in the cinema's for free... if I know how to operate those damn things
And I would do stuff that I may not mention in this thread
Well first of all: Shit my pants.
Secondly, I don't think that time works that way
I'm such a logical person that I only see how this "time stop" would never work due to lots of things.
If time stands still, I can't drink, I can't eat etc.
But if we go all Harry Potter on this and say "MAGIC!" then yeah it might be pretty funny. I'd do terrible things
I would "carefully" steal every single video game system and game i ever wanted, beat the shit out of everyone i ever wanted to beat the shit out of (examples: justin bieber, rap/hip-hop stars), bang every chick i ever wanted to (using a condom of course ) steal a whole bunch of food, then maybe somehow destroy all guns and explosives and the factory they were made in so all humans are forced to use swords and bows again and then probably just go back to playing video games until time resumes.
“Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cuz you make ‘em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes, and put THAT in your milk.”
"One small mankind and I'm gonna leap the heck outta this moon rocket." - Kneel Aurmstrang
For your health.