Fortune Cookie Fun

[trueinsanity]

In this forum game you must create a fortune cookie that meets 1 or more of the criteria:

is funny
is not so optimistic
is optimistic but has twist
Dual meaning (could be good or bad outcome depending how it is interpreted)
hardly worth it (ex. you will get bonus next paycheck but its only 10 cents)

*may add more if needed*

[ghostkitteh]

"In time, you shall undergo great changes. They will be painful, and they may be rewarding."

Idk, that's my shot. I've been up for the past 28 hours though, and can't think worth a shit right now.

[Nazdreg]

"Confucius say, man who stand with hands in pockets, not feeling little crazy. Just little nuts"