Yes, yes i would. I would put a football helmet on her.
Yes, Then after I would let her bite me all over.
Yes, without a second thought
"Ret paladins have been in a beta stage for 8 years, one day we will be ready for launch." - anaxie
Given that sexual topics aren't allowed on the forum, and in this case you're potentially edging towards some really weird stuff...
Closing this.