The biggest lie is that the absolute truth cannot be known.
I don't really know the biggest lie I've ever told...I mean the first time I got laid when I was 15 I sorta lied to the senior I banged about my age..but uh yea that's not so bad is it? 22 now and still don't regret it so meh who knows?
We're not here to judge eachothers lads.. Let people open up, dont point and laugh - Its christmas, hug.
I Remembered another one.. And I KNOW someone will find it offensive, but for the love of coffee, calm down..
Second one: I once told a REALLY drunk woman in a bar, that I had just gotten home from Afghanistan; and that I could really drink a cold beer. I got my cold beer, and also a hug.
Its terrible.. But i was broke, drunk, and thirsty.
I like juice
And frankly, Gawwad, I don't bealive I have any true friends at all. I don't think I ever had. Most people are full of BS.
Biggest? Hmm I think it was the one about college first year.. I started partying, dropped out but since my parents were paying my bills because I studied, I faked the report cards, lied about still studying and made up excuses why I wasn't on any of the name lists. Well, next year I reapplied and did well and eventually came clean about it.
But overall I consider myself a very good liar, however, I don't lie for personal gain.. it's wrong. Even the one about the college wasn't purely selfish. I only started partying because at the time I had huge fights with my parents and they tried to force me into acting like I was still 13. No boys, no staying up late, can't drink alcohol etc. It felt justified at the time but nearly messed up my life too. I mostly lie, plant evidence etc. to get even and get bad people into trouble.
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...
that i'm still studying (i'm not, i moved to another country and work here)
Spoiler alert : You die!
There's a fine line between lying and lying.
Not starting a flame war, stating the truth. :>
Last edited by Fuzzzie; 2011-12-09 at 01:37 PM.
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