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    That awkward moment when..

    •When your mom buys you a girls shirt, and it actually looks good on you.. (Just happened)

    •When you're in the middle of telling a story, and realize that it's pointless..

    •When you walk into the bathroom and it smells extremely fresh, knowing that someone just pooped..

    •When you respond to someone who wasn't even acknowledging the fact that you were there..

    •When "Жуткий человек" tries to add you on Facebook..


    What about you guys? Give me some of YOUR awkward moments!
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    You scratch your butt, and then take a drink forcing your hand near your nose, and you take that awkward breath with your noise and.....



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    I can't relate to any of those.

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    You wipe your ass, only for the TP to split and your finger comes out looking like a Mikado?

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    That awkward moment you recognize someone but they don't have a clue who you are and proceed to not even pretend they remember you.
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    You look around a room and glance at someone, and they catch you doing it, and make eye contact.

    You tell a story or say something, and no one is listening to you.
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    When your girlfriend gives you one of her ex's shirts to wear.
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    When you sneeze and the pressure forces a fart out that sound something like chewbakka having an orgasm. In public. And it came with a prize.
    Or.

    When you're on the phone macking some girl hard and realize you've had an open mic on vent to your entire raid group for the last 10 minutes. True story, wiped the raid. Wasn't me on the phone though.
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    You decide to wear your chino's, only to get splashback when you go for a piss....

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    This didn't happen to me, but rather my best friend while we were watching TV one afternoon a couple of years ago:

    When you see your girlfriend on the show "Blind Date".

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    hey I love the way some girl shirts fit. If there is no pattern, no specific cut, that damn shirt turns into a man shirt as soon as I put it on. No one knows the difference unless you're rocking spaghetti straps (which almost happened overseas. HA)
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    When you've waited in line at the public toilet to piss and realize when you get there that you put yer boxers on backwards and can't find the hole to pull your junk out and do the deed. Looking like you lost a mouse in your pants.
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    You masturbate vigorously, then sneeze into the same hand afterward.

    No? Just me? Huh... guess that counts as an awkward moment too.
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    THIS WAS MY FRIEND, NOT ME.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nekrow Stilborne View Post
    You masturbate vigorously, then sneeze into the same hand afterward.

    No? Just me? Huh... guess that counts as an awkward moment too.
    ahahaha never done this, but it's so funny. Kudos.

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    Going into a trance, then come out and realize you were staring at someone for a few minutes without blinking. What nice times in school those were.
    When someone insists on speaking to you, so you are courteous and hold conversations for over two months. Then you ask her what her name is.
    When you don't pay attention and walk into the female bathroom at least 4 or 5 times, then say meh and just continue to urinate/defecate. It's best when a female is already in there and she is like "Hey, wrong bathroom" but doesn't really care.
    When you listen to your raid leader masturbate on vent without them realizing that their mic is on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Therm View Post
    You scratch your butt, and then take a drink forcing your hand near your nose, and you take that awkward breath with your noise and.....



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    I don't think people are capable of not liking the smell of their own body. Unless your butt is covered in excrement, but now that's a bigger issue.
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    When you are reading a thread and 2/3 of the first posts contain something about your hand and your ass.
    When you try to make the first sentence of your comment make sense and not be awkward.
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    Ah yes... Running into the Girlfriends mother at Victoria's Secret. Did that when I was much younger but still brings a chuckle when I think about it.
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