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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Bathory View Post
    hey I love the way some girl shirts fit. If there is no pattern, no specific cut, that damn shirt turns into a man shirt as soon as I put it on. No one knows the difference unless you're rocking spaghetti straps (which almost happened overseas. HA)
    As a girl boys shirts fit me like nothing else, but the girls ones just have me keep pulling at the bottom and the sleeves. It's so hard to find a shirt with sleeves that either aren't puffy or don't hike up around the armpits

    On topic though,

    When you sneeze and for some reason all the everything in your nose decides to gtfo.
    Sit on bird crap
    When your walking somewhere, trip then flail around like a spastic just to get back your balance.
    People can hear your earphones and the song you would never admit you like.

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    • When you and your guy-friends watches Love Actually a sunday night.
    • When you have been on a Skype-video call with your best friend the whole time during a wank.
    • When one of your friends just adopted a monkey.
    • When your mom comes home, busting you watching My Little Pony.
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    When you are in a Victoria's Secret with a girlfriend and the clerk comes up to you and asks if YOU would like to try anything on...

    When you get woken in class and call your teacher "mom"...

    When you call your current girlfriend your ex's name...



    There are more, but I will save them for a later time in this quite fun thread.
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    When you've waited in line at the public toilet to piss and realize when you get there that you put yer boxers on backwards and can't find the hole to pull your junk out and do the deed. Looking like you lost a mouse in your pants.
    I'm sorry, but my boxers have no hole. Ever tried to put everything over the boxers and pee?

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    Talking shit about one of your friends co-workers in the car only to realize the bitch is sitting right behind you.

    I still taste feet when anyone brings up Shirley. x_x
    Lurk n' jerk. Well, not so much the jerk part.

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    When you realize your best buddy just told you "this is great" while at the pharmacy without realizing that he's just picked up a tube of lub and everyone in line including the girl at the cashier is thinking the two of you are a gay couple.
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

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    When your texting multiple people at the same time and you send the wrong person something and it makes that person be like umm wtf were you guys talking about?

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    .... when you're sitting on a toilet eating a chocolate bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Idrinkwhiterussians View Post

    When you get woken in class and call your teacher "mom"...
    I did that in grade 2. But to be fair her name was like Miss. Mamillian

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    You see someone you know and say hi and or wave, and they walk right past you without acknowledging your presence.

    Feels bad man.

  11. #31
    If I typed out every time I had one of these, it'd be a hilarious book worth of social failure that I could sell as one of those coffee table books cool families used to have back when coffee tables and books were things regular people had. Highlights though:

    -When you send a ....certain kind of tell.... to the wrong person because you hit tab.

    -When a virus-y page freezes porn on your screen and someone in your family really, really wants to see you, right at that moment.

    -When you see somebody you haven't talked to in years walking down the street (or perhaps working in a Wal-Mart), and you have to avoid them because you don't remember their name.

    -When one of your honors student friends randomly approaches you to ask if he looks high. Yes. He did.

    Really, I could go on and on.

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    ^Could be worse, I got caught mastrubating one time by my dad. lol
    There I was with a fully sick boner, awkwardness galore. Better my dad then mom though I guess.
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

  13. #33
    I'm the king of awkward, just saying.

    - When you're stupid-drunk at the bar and you're making a big dumbass grin towards a girl. And you have a stiffy. And you didn't zip up your fly.
    - When someone tells you their grandfather had a heart attack and you start laughing because all you can think of is "HNNNNNNNG".
    - When you say something totally inappropriate and you're the only one to laugh.
    - When a girl presses their ass into your palm while standing in the bus and you can't help but go flush red while trying to hold back a grin.
    - When you tell your mom you ate "Porn Cops" instead of "Corn Pops".
    - When your friend slaps your ass after hes been drinking and calls you a "sexy whore".
    - When you're in a line for the bathroom at McDonalds and there's only 1 stall and the guy in the stall is grunting and you can hear his farts and shit. And you're the only one laughing uncontrollably.
    - When you walk into the stall to take a piss and in the next stall over there's a couple fucking on the john.
    - When you're yelling in different tones outloud to yourself and acting out a conversation and you think you're alone, then your sibling comes up from the basement and tells you to STFU.
    - When you're standing around waiting for the train and some crazy woman starts yelling and talking about times shes been laid.
    - When you're at the gym and you're in the shower stall and the guy in the stall next to you is yelling "C'EST SUFFIT, C'EST SUFFIT" and all you can think about is some old french guy using the towel to clean his crotch yelling that phrase over and over again while swearing to himself too.
    - That time when you were a kid and you had that other awkward friend who showed you his dick.
    - When you were a kid and your male friend tells you that another male friend, at a sleep over, told him "let's have sex". And you could never look at the kid the same again.
    - When you're following a line and you step on someone's heel on accident and their shoe slips off.
    - When you're in the train and it's packed and you can feel a busty pair against your back. And you're trying not to get a stiffy.
    - When you're in the bus and listening to "Cigaro" by System of a Down full blast and you realize everyone in the bus can hear the song clearly because it's so quiet.
    - When your biology teacher uses this face in their powerpoint as an example of retardation. And you're the only one laughing.
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  14. #34
    When you don't want to miss your dungeon que, so you bring your laptop into the bathroom to play WoW..
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    That awkward moment when, you realized you're washing every single piece of clothing you have, and will now be sitting around your house/apartment naked for the next ~1.5 hours.

    Add someone knocking on the door, and you've got yourself a fun day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Underskilled View Post
    Add someone knocking on the door, and you've got yourself a fun day.
    Songs like my idea of a fun time. I had almost the same thing happen. I got out of the shower and went to go upstairs and grab something to eat while I was bare naked. Yeah, my cousin decided to pay a visit, and I didn't know he was in my house. He saw me in the full glory of my birthday suit, while just chilling on my couch, not saying a work until like two minute later. Scared the crap out of me. D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underskilled View Post
    That awkward moment when, you realized you're washing every single piece of clothing you have, and will now be sitting around your house/apartment naked for the next ~1.5 hours.

    Add someone knocking on the door, and you've got yourself a fun day.
    I really couldn't care less if someone saw me naked, would probably be more awkward for them X)

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilgemesh View Post
    When you sneeze and the pressure forces a fart out that sound something like chewbakka having an orgasm. In public. And it came with a prize.
    Or.

    When you're on the phone macking some girl hard and realize you've had an open mic on vent to your entire raid group for the last 10 minutes. True story, wiped the raid. Wasn't me on the phone though.
    Haha, this guy was having a fight with his gf in vent during anub heroic 25 with an open mic and he even started crying and talking desperate. Noboby was talking, awkward.... when he realized what he did, he left the group and logged off, a couple of days later he gquit and transferred off, too much of an humiliation...

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    When you wipe your ass and some of the paper gets stuck...

    True story, twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tosu View Post
    You wipe your ass, only for the TP to split and your finger comes out looking like a Mikado?
    Let's play cave-explorer!


    Movie with parents. Sex scene.

    ---------- Post added 2011-12-12 at 01:04 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackmoves View Post
    ^Could be worse, I got caught mastrubating one time by my dad. lol
    There I was with a fully sick boner, awkwardness galore. Better my dad then mom though I guess.
    Him being quite a bit older he's probably done that and a lot worse, too. Ask about it next time you see him.. That'll make for a new awkward situation. At the dinner table.
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