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    Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

    Everytime I see somebody spell a word wrong I look down at the keyboard and see how close the letter is to the letter thats suppose to be there, to see if its socially acceptable to misspell said word.

    Watching Pokémon... Wish I have Pikachu!
    Watching Harry Potter... Wish I have magic powers!
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    Watching Transformers... Wish I have Megan Fox!
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    That awkward moment when somebody says, "Enjoy your movie!" an you say, "You too!"
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    ... when you fart and gf is giving you bj :S
    Remember what we've been taught about opinions? They're like assholes, and it's impossible to convince someone yours smells better than theirs.

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    OP, you are a magician! :
    Quote Originally Posted by vMoPPy View Post
    •When you walk into the bathroom and it smells extremely fresh, knowing that someone just pooped..
    Happened to me TODAY!

    Quote Originally Posted by vMoPPy View Post
    •When you respond to someone who wasn't even acknowledging the fact that you were there..
    Happened to me yesterday.

    •When you set up meetings with an associate every day and only one of you shows up... been happening all week one of us is always home when the other goes to the meeting
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    Go to the bathroom wearing a skirt, skirt rolls up into underwear, don't notice and walk out of bathroom.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vMoPPy View Post
    That awkward moment when somebody says, "Enjoy your movie!" an you say, "You too!"
    happens to me at the popcorn counter ALL THE TIME...
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    Ah yeah...

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    when you come home and find a homeless girl who broke into your home and is sleeping on your bed...yes it happened.
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    When your parents find your first ever porn stash. Back in the day when you had to print it off you look in Magazines.

    Although it hasn't happened to me, there was a time when at a party some girl forgot to put the toilet seat down, and went straight into the bowl. Being totally out of it, she procedded to take a dump, and causes a big mess all over herself & the toilet.

    Then waking up to hear how she was on the Trampoline with skid marks all up her backside. That must have been VERY awkward.

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    -Walking down a long hallway and somebody is walking toward you from the other end and your mind is scrambling to figure out how to react. Do you glance at them as they approach, smile and continue walking? Keep walking with a blank stare ahead of you and completely ignore them? Say "Hi how are you?" even though you couldn't care less and don't notice if they even answer? D:

    -Reacting to two people who are talking and they keep talking without noticing what you said and you just stand there defeated.

    -When the lock on the bathroom stall didn't catch fully and somebody swings the door open when you're on the toilet. Or when you happen to be the one opening the door to see somebody sitting there.

    -When your ankles crack as you walk and people think you have the walking toots and stare at you with disgust.

    -Trying to walk past a stranger and you both keep taking steps in the same direction, so you try to go other way and they follow and you still can't pass eachother, then you both stop and tell the other to go, but when you both say no thanks, the other insists you pass, and you both try going at once again and are still unable to pass, and they grab your shoulders and physically move you out of their way...

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    When talking to yourself to try and either memorize something, pass time, deal with some kind of damage and from the next room over hear someone cough or forget you left the door open.

    Being the person who coughed after listening to some luny rambling to himself like he's acting every line of the movie because he calls himself a writer.


    I haven't been the second person yet.
    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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    When you dig a hole to hide a body and you find another body.

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    That awkward moment when you are sitting in a bus, and you have something in your eye and you accidentally wink at people who happen to look at you.

    Also, this happened to my mom's boss: he called my mother, but she didn't answer and the phone went to voicemail. Her boss didn't realize this, and apparently started... ahem, you know, to fap after some time. Oh boy, I bet the next meeting was really awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tosu View Post
    You decide to wear your chino's, only to get splashback when you go for a piss....
    You need to practice.

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    when you're watching a movie, and your mum walks in on the only nude scene in the whole film. EVERY F*CKING TIME.
    or when you're with a group of people, you start talking and then realise no one at all is listening to you.
    Too cool for a signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by FHNNNG View Post
    - When someone tells you their grandfather had a heart attack and you start laughing because all you can think of is "HNNNNNNNG".
    That´s really close to your forum name

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    My best friend had this one happen...

    - Get caught masturbating by your dad...have to sleep with your door open for a month.

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    When you fall down a staircase that only has two stairs..
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    when your ex-gf keeps on persisting that "THIS IS YOUR UNDERWEAR" , while it is without a doubt from some other guy.

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    -When you hear the heavy garage door open and a car pull in, but nobody enters the house minutes later and you decide to investigate, only to find that your mother, who loves gardening and listening to classical music, is sitting in her car blasting BYOB by System of a Down and immediately turns it off and sheepishly walks past you as if she did something wrong when she notices me standing there.

    -When your doorbell rings at 3am to find that a tweaker woman was asking to use your phone after having supposedly been robbed in the parking lot of the gas station in the strip mall a few blocks away and found it necessary to travel through my neighborhodd past many houses to mine on foot for 15 minutes instead of seeking help in the AMPM this supposedly happened at.

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