WHO WILL WIN?
WHO WILL WIN?
Chuck Norris can't die
That is a good pairing. And I dont know.
Chuck vs a puppet? I'm going for the puppet, it feels nothing.
It's like crossing an intersection. There's shit going on all over the place and you don't panic and act like an idiot then do you?
The unstoppable force Vs the immovable Object.
Stop trying to divide by zero.
Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he made death turn pale.
Oh, and while Yoda can uses the force, Chuck Norris uses the god particle.
Last edited by mikeakanice; 2011-12-27 at 02:28 AM.
Hunter versus Master Jedi? No contest. Yoda wins in a landslide.
I refuse to vote on the grounds that no matter which I choose, I know that I would be wrong.
I don't really feel it needs to be said, but why not, I'll beat an already dead horse.
Yoda beats Chuck Norris in absolutely every possible way that is relevant to combat. He is stronger, faster, smarter, more skilled, more agile, has better reflexes, is more experienced, has higher stamina both mental and physical, is better equipped, and he possesses a wide array of combat and utility powers that border on the supernatural.
Thank you, I worked very hard on it. ^_^ I wonder if any of Chuck Norris's movie characters would stand a chance against Yoda. Does he ever play God, like Morgan Freeman? I don't know of any roles Chuck Norris has played outside of war movies and martial arts movies. If he's ever played any kind of a supernatural or superhuman being, then we might have a fight on our hands.
Don't mess with Yoda.