Poll: Chuck Norris vs Yoda who would win in a fight?

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    Battle to end all battles!



    WHO WILL WIN?

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    Chuck Norris can't die

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    That is a good pairing. And I dont know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ombree View Post
    Chuck Norris can't die
    Because he was never born nor has he ever lived he just exists.

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    Chuck vs a puppet? I'm going for the puppet, it feels nothing.
    It's like crossing an intersection. There's shit going on all over the place and you don't panic and act like an idiot then do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ombree View Post
    Chuck Norris can't die
    But Yoda doesn't exist - and therefore is far more powerful.

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    The unstoppable force Vs the immovable Object.

    Stop trying to divide by zero.

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    Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skrump View Post
    Stop trying to divide by zero.
    Chuck CAN divide by zero, and Yoda knows that zero does not exist.

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    Chuck Norris is so powerful he made death turn pale.
    Oh, and while Yoda can uses the force, Chuck Norris uses the god particle.
    Last edited by mikeakanice; 2011-12-27 at 02:28 AM.

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    Hunter versus Master Jedi? No contest. Yoda wins in a landslide.

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    Yoda wins, how would Chuck Norris even touch him?

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    I refuse to vote on the grounds that no matter which I choose, I know that I would be wrong.

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    Yoda, only because the Force.

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    yoda is one with the force! he is the force!

    Chuck is just delaying the inevitable day he will become part of the force and therefore part of yoda

    so yoda really is chuckyoda

    mind = blown
    "Because of all the days that have passed, We are who we are."

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    I don't really feel it needs to be said, but why not, I'll beat an already dead horse.

    Yoda beats Chuck Norris in absolutely every possible way that is relevant to combat. He is stronger, faster, smarter, more skilled, more agile, has better reflexes, is more experienced, has higher stamina both mental and physical, is better equipped, and he possesses a wide array of combat and utility powers that border on the supernatural.

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    your sig is awsome laurcus lol and i think you make a good point
    "Because of all the days that have passed, We are who we are."

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    Quote Originally Posted by slipshade View Post
    your sig is awsome laurcus lol and i think you make a good point
    Thank you, I worked very hard on it. ^_^ I wonder if any of Chuck Norris's movie characters would stand a chance against Yoda. Does he ever play God, like Morgan Freeman? I don't know of any roles Chuck Norris has played outside of war movies and martial arts movies. If he's ever played any kind of a supernatural or superhuman being, then we might have a fight on our hands.

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    Don't mess with Yoda.

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