View Poll Results: Would you marry Kim Kardashian?

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  • Yes, I would.

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  • No, I would not.

    205 57.58%
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    Would you marry Kim Kardashian?

    If you had the opportunity to marry Kim Kardashian, would you?

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  2. #2
    If I could divorce her after 6 months and take half her money, yes, otherwise no.

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    lawl no

    A: i can't stand having cameras on me.
    B: it won't last longer then the flu.

  4. #4
    she has a nice booty

  5. #5
    No, I like my money.

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    Oh god no.

    My soul would burn. My chest would explode. My eyes would set on fire. My ass would melt.

    Rather have a cuppa tea to be honest

  7. #7
    Got booty? CHECK!
    Got bewbs? CHECK!
    Decent face? CHECK!
    Got heaps of money? CHECK!

    Why I wouldn't?

  8. #8
    No! not even for a million bucks!
    Don't get me wrong, she is nice to have as a GF for a while, but not as a wife.

  9. #9
    as long as i didn't have to sign a pre-nup.
    and if i could give her herpes...
    i don't have herpes, but i would find a way.

  10. #10
    Kim Herpesdashian? nope!

  11. #11
    If she was your avarage girl but with those looks? Yeah boi!

    Like she is now? Noty.

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    For money, yes. But, it would be a romance-less, sexless marriage.

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  13. #13
    Oh goodness no. The whole family is so phony and fake in my honest opinion that I would not be able to stand Kim for more then a day!

  14. #14
    Absolutely I would, even if I knew for a fact that it would only last 72 days. If I have to be on a terrible TV show, so be it, not only is she mega-rich, she's also gorgeous.

    Besides, I think that she's smarter than she appears to be on her show. I've seen her in various interviews and she seems much more intelligent during them, even when they're clearly scripted (as if anything could be more scripted than "Keeping up with the Kardashians"). It would be even better if she agreed to quit the show and move away from her family. =P
    Last edited by noteworthynerd; 2011-12-30 at 10:42 PM.

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    Without prenup? Yes. I would then divorce her for the money a year later. Would also love to smack dat ass
    But for a serious marriage? No. She seems like a shallow bitch.

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    i would never marry anyone, let alone kim kardashian.

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    Only if I was allowed to buy her life insurance and if she agreed to live in a house made of extremely dry wood.

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    I definitely would she would still get paid large amounts of money for doing nothing(and share it with me ), I will sit inside and play video games and give her the magic stick when she desires.

    Plus she is pretty hot
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  19. #19
    Yes I would. Sure she is a talentless fame whore, but I have nothing she would want materialistically so its not like she would get anything in the divorce and if she is marrying me that means I would of least get to have sex with her once. So for me it's a win win.

  20. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmeebs View Post
    If I could divorce her after 6 months and take half her money, yes, otherwise no.
    that's not how it works. Anything she had before she married you is still hers. You get half of whatever is made in those 6 months you were married.

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