The rules for The Game are rather simple:
- Everyone in the world is playing The Game. A person cannot not play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing.
- Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses. The only way to win is by not thinking about The Game.
- Losses must be announced to at least one person (either by using a statement such as "I Lost The Game" or by alternative means).
Congratulations, you just lost The Game.