Search your name on Urban Dictionary :x

[Grimfrost]

kat

The coolest kid to walk the earth, a sexy nerd. Guys fall head over heels for her. She loves guys with all her heart. She loves to dance and eat chocolate.

[Nah]

I like definition 4.

Laura
The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*

[braves215]

Jayden: Awesome person, refered to as "Teh Sex"
Usually a young and attractive person

Or
A extremely beautiful girl who attracts every guy that looks her direction, also young and attractive. She doesn't take crap from anybody; let alone push her around. She is strong and independent and doesn't care what anybody thinks of her. She is good at multiple sports. She has a very nice body, (boobs, booty, stomach, legs, arms, etc.) She loves to party and have a nice time. She is loyal and trustworthy and honest. She is the greatest bestfriend/girlfriend anybody has ever had.

This would be good except i am a guy....

[Larynx]

Jayden: Awesome person, refered to as "Teh Sex"
Usually a young and attractive person

Or
A extremely beautiful girl who attracts every guy that looks her direction, also young and attractive. She doesn't take crap from anybody; let alone push her around. She is strong and independent and doesn't care what anybody thinks of her. She is good at multiple sports. She has a very nice body, (boobs, booty, stomach, legs, arms, etc.) She loves to party and have a nice time. She is loyal and trustworthy and honest. She is the greatest bestfriend/girlfriend anybody has ever had.

This would be good except i am a guy....

Sucks having a unisex name =P

[Honkeymagoo]

The best/worst ones I found for my names were..

First - "to accidentally cum in your own mouth while being jerked off or while jerking yourself off"

The jackass who wrote the definition didn't even bother to use punctuation...

Middle - "A general dick head.. who is a compulsive liar and exaggerator!"

Last - "Person who takes copious amounts of anabolic steroids, resulting in excessive amount of body acne, recessive hair loss and disappearance of testes. A Lewis also spends all day revising for exams that he doesn't even have. He also has a fetish for porn involving drug addicts."

[Woceip]

Leland
1) another word for extremely appealing
ex. DeMarcus laughed when Brian challenged his lelandness.

2) Someone who is very caring, yet shy at the first meeting. He is extremely selfless. He may think very little of himself. He believes his lifestyle to be boring, but all who know him outside of his "insipid" lifestyle would disagree completely. His family raised him well to be one who is caring, loving and kind. He shows the person that he loves so much more than she has ever known. The world would be much better if there were more Lelands in it.
Leland, also, means "from the estate." The origin is Celtic.
Leland is also very competitive, and is amazing in every aspect. He would show the world his potential if it would allow him to.
Leland is definitely amazing.

ex. Goodness, did you see Leland? That man's a beast!

Do people just write this stuff about their name, or what?

[timtim89]

Toons name - Titan
A really really big blunt
Come and smoke dis titan bro.

Real name - Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

rofl

[Siraeyou]

Adam: The first Man to ever get laid.

[Zeetarc]

1. A member of the Russian mafia who has unhealthy obsession with Russian porno.
2. Someone you abuse, when drunk.

... I don't like that game.

[Deleted]

Lol carl epic

[Deleted]

Do people just write this stuff about their name, or what?

No, all our names just happen to be totally awesome.

[Deleted]

I'll let this right here...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=patrick

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

Word often associated with people who are extremely well educated, successful in life, and good looking.

The etymology of the name reveals that the name means noble. And in the case of Patricks everywhere, they are quite noble indeed. A Patrick's personality can only be described as charming, outgoing, infectious, hilarious, daring, exciting, brilliant, and very unique. Patricks, whether young or old, always tend to attract the attention of the public with their gorgeous looks.

V. To be amazingly awesome.
Let's go patricking!

a really REALLY hott person!
omg patrick is soooo hott!

Holly cow...
I should definitely hang out with my neighbor's daughter...

[Deleted]

A boys name for a godlike person.
Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.

Joachim is the name of a still-living legend.

He is the best at almost everything he does.

But Joachim is also used as a nickname for everyone who are unbelieveable talented, no matter he does.

If someone, except the real Joachim, should be called x, it has to be someone who is extremely out of scale, such as Chuck Norris and Hansi Hinterseer.

[Kulthor]

I like definition 2 the best.

Damian

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Basically a male that performs great intercourse on a female. Usually people who have no knowledge whatsoever say this name is related to the devil but its not...he is almost like a God. He is a perfect young man with amazing features and loves the booze and weed and can hold his liquor amazingly well.
"Damian!, dude fuckin 420 dude...why are you so delicious.

Then #3

Damian

a man slut who should be completely avoided for all eternity
look at that darn damian over there pimpin them hoes

And yes even though My name isn't spelled the same way as "Damien" From the omen people always bring up that crap.
It pisses me off sometimes and it's haunted me for almost all my life. Some people are retarded douchebags!

[Aianna]

Jacob - 3.
A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

[15davanz]

David:"A very hot guy usually nice and very funny".
"A person who is hecka cool or awesome". "Everything else is nothing compared to a David.

[Nutshell]

"A very special girl. She loves the beauty of life, flavors, colors, music, etc... A very independent woman but sometimes she behaves like a child. She knows what she wants. She's very nice but sometimes she's a b***h. She's very inocent but inside she's wild and very kinky and ready to give sooo much love, but not misunderstand, she is very hard to get."

"...often gets mistaken for a bitch but shes the nicest person you will ever meet. chillest girl on earth and if you get to know her you will love her"

Wat

Also

guy: gaby!!! hug!!! ^^

Gabriela: F**k you ^^

lol LIES

[Deleted]

"The hottest chick on EARTH, damnn you know that ANYONE named Vanessa is the hottest chick you will ever see. Anyone named Vanessa is hottest than the damn sun itself."

Yeah I think I can live with this reading all that stuff about my name made me happy xD

[Rixis]

character name: not there

real name: Racist term for asian migrants living in a western country.
Struggle with the local language with a thick accent. Often use an adopted 'western' first name and use their birth name as a middle name.

"Have you met the new garry's living in our street? Michael and Rebecca Chang are their names".

[Kalandrios]

Character name - Clamsoda
Nothing.

Real name - Joseph
"A man's man.Extremely Awesome."

"An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome"

"1.the amazingly hot guy.

2.perfect in all ways.

3.totally hot"

"He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper."

I thought those were pretty funny, then I read this:

"a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father."

And shit my pants.