Originally Posted by
belfpala
You don't speak down to them. Any problem you're experiencing is not their fault. Tell them that you understand that fact, be impeccably polite, while swearing profusely (meanwhile mentioning you're not swearing at them, and again you understand it's not their fault). The 6th guy I talked to about my problem was Scottish. At the end of our conversation (before he passed me to the Irish guy), I apologized for being a pain and he said "No, no need, you've been a right gentleman."