Im still trying to figure out what the big golden bull is for, why late teen and early twenties men are called elders but women no mater what age are sisters, why the old marriage ceremony was like Fight Club, you never talk about Fight Club, and lets not forget baptisms for the dead...lets get a group of teenage members together on Friday nights and dunk them in water and all of a sudden 1000 dead non Mormons are baptized.
Im thinking Romney doesnt stand a snowballs chance in Satans ass of winning anything.