Stupid questions about australia -

[Mulled]

I DID NOT WRITE THIS.. THIS IS OFF A SITE ''Link Below''


We all know sometimes there are silly questions posted on TT. The following were on an Australian Tourism Website (with answers) (got it from an e-mail)


Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.


Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

Aepends how much you've been drinking


Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.


Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?


Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.


Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do


Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.

Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.


Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.


Qo you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first


you tourists LOL..






Source : http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntre...readID=2130090

[Dragonwing]

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

What is this black magic you speak of

What the hell is Fieldgate talking about in the comments on that? "Australians celebrate christmas in their winter (our summer)?? Unless he seriously thinks Christmas in July is an equivalent event, that is bullcrap.

Oh god, I missed the part where he said "Most of them don't know what snow is". Hysterical.

Most of us do know what snow is. That's as stupid a thing to say as "most Swedish people don't know what sun is".

^^ Thread won.

[Erik765]

They use miles in the UK too.

@OP funny stuff. Working in customer support, sadly none of the questions surprise me, lol.

[Wozarib]

Moved to off-topic (Fun Stuff)

[vizzle]

God people are so stupid...

[anveena]

What a bunch retarded questions to ask.

[Mulled]

haha sorry mod, wrong section won't happen again, and some of these are just plain stupid lol

[Hypro]

I loved it all... Can you see roos in the street? depneds on how much you have drunk!!!!!!!!! THATS GREAT

[wilki24]

Looks like a variation on theme: www (dot) snopes (dot) com/travel/foreign/olympics.asp

[Deleted]

did someone really ask if they have wind in Australia

[Doctor Deanster]

"Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal."

oh no I like broke the law of that one! lmao.