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  1. #21
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    Just spare a little and you can get a ati radeon 5770 for crying out loud!

    Well, it's your money.

  2. #22
    Fine!

    I will admit I took the extra dollar and no your not getting it back. It's mine damnit! Mine!

    *Looks at the dollar*

    Precious.

  3. #23
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    I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    hey hey
    Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    hey hey
    And I said I need dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    And if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me

    Bad times are comin and I reap what I don't sow
    hey hey
    Well let me tell you somthin all that glitters ain't gold
    hey hey
    It's been a long old trouble long old troublesome road
    And I'm looking for somebody come and help me carry this load

    Bridge:
    I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    hey hey
    Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    Well I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground
    Cause everything around me is falling down
    And all I want - is for someone - to help me

    I had a job but the boss man let me go
    He said
    I'm sorry but I won't be needing your help no more
    I said
    Please mister boss man I need this job more than you know
    But he gave me my last paycheck and he sent me on out the door

    Bridge:
    Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    hey hey
    Said I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    hey hey
    And I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    And if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me
    Well i don't know if i'm walking on solid ground
    Cause everything around me is crumbling down
    And all I want is for someone to help me

    What in the world am I gonna to do tomorrow
    is there someone whose dollar that I can borrow
    Who can help me take away my sorrow
    Maybe its inside the bottle
    Maybe its inside the bottle
    I had some good old buddy his names is whiskey and wine
    hey hey
    And for my good old buddy i spent my last dime
    hey hey
    My wine is good to me it helps me pass the time
    and my good old buddy whiskey keeps me warmer than the sunshine
    Hey Hey
    Your mama may have, bless the child that's got his own
    Hey Hey
    if god has plans for me i hope it aint - written in stone
    Hey Hey
    because i've been working working myself down to the bone
    and i swear on grandpas grave I'll be paid when i come home
    Hey Hey

    Bridge:
    Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    hey hey
    Said need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need
    hey hey
    Well I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I need hey hey
    And if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me
    come on share your dollar with me
    go ahead share your dollar with me
    come on share your dollar give me your dollar
    share your dollar with me
    come on share your dollar with me
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    so the answer is: in your pocket you scheming thief?

  5. #25
    half of 97 is not 48.

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    That dollar was never yours, was your parents!

    ---------- Post added 2012-02-08 at 08:43 AM ----------

    Wow, sorry for slowpokin this thread haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aethilus View Post
    I've seen this presented many ways and sorry but this isn't the best of them. One of my favorites:

    Three men walk into a hotel. The manager standing at the desk says there is only 1 room available. After some discussion, they elect to share the room. Rooms at this hotel cost $25 a night. Since the manager isn't very good at math, he says that they cost $30, so that'll be $10 a piece to each of the men. They each pay $10 and the bellhop takes them and their luggage to the room. When the bellhop returns to the lobby, the manager is feeling guilty about overcharging the men. He tells the bellhop, "I overcharged those three guests by $5, could you go split it among them?". While the bellhop is walking back to the room, he realizes that he can't divide $5 among three people, so he says to himself, I'll just pocket $2 and give $1 back to each guest.

    So when you look at it, each man paid $9 for their room, because they were refunded $1. The bellhop kept $2. Thats $9+$9+$9 that the men paid for $27, and $2 in the bellhops pocket for $29.... Where's the missing dollar?

    Disclaimer: I was not the author of the above and it's a lot more fun to say it rather than type it, stressing certain words and clever speech makes all the difference. I also may have gotten some parts wrong.

    Quite easy if I may say so.

    They paid 30$ right?

    Room is 25$
    Bell guy got 2$
    And they all got 1$ each.

    There's no missing dollar X(

    Because what you're trying to do is. 30-3+2

    While it's 30-2-3.
    OR 25+3+2

    ---------- Post added 2012-02-08 at 06:08 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by communisto View Post
    Just spare a little and you can get a ati radeon 5770 for crying out loud!

    Well, it's your money.
    It's a riddle ,he didn't buy a tshirt or what ever for 97 $.

  8. #28
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    You can hide things with numbers. I used to confuse my kids, by telling them they had 11 fingers.

    <holds up left hand> 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. Add 5 <holds up right hand>.... equals 11.

    Bear in mind they were 7 at the time.

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