Boom, SP, & Locks + a tank to help continue our progression in 6/8 HM DS!
Dishonor Elite a 25man raiding guild
After a revolving door of recruits, I feel a little Q & A may weed out the Pros from the Nos, and help YOU find a great home in Dishonor Elite.
Q: When are your raid times? A: Raiding Times are Tuesday - Thursday 7-11pm PST
Q: Sweet!! I can make those times... well most of the time. Though I do tend to fall asleep before raids only to get abducted by zombie vixens threatening to destroy the voicemail my mom sent of my <insert relative here> passing away before I can listen to it unless I feed them brains. A: No problem! Proudmoore has an abundance of homeless shelters and counseling programs to provide assistance those that have fallen on hard times, or have gone through a traumatic experience. You are not alone!
Q: How is loot distributed A: Loot is handled by Loot Council
Q: So uhh when do I get phat epix? A: You are by no means assured any piece of gear that drops until you are a member.
Q: But it's my BIS, it's a bigger upgrade for me than him, lookit my pro <insert drivel here>, WTF?!! A: Don't care, doesn't matter, QQ
Q: Can I apply with a friend(s)? A: Of course! Although some players experience severe depression, melancholia, and the desire to just quit the world (of warcraft) should a separation occur between them and their beloved companion(s). Sometimes there can be only one
Q: I think I might be interested in applying, is there anything else I should know? A: Be prepared to wipe 85% of our 3 day raid week on progression.
Q: Whoa, back up what do you mean by all this wiping? Dafuq, don't they fall over dead within 2 seconds of being engaged and start spewing purples in heroics like they do in LFR???!
A: Unfortunately no, they tend to require a lot of lube & patience to get up in there... errr downed. Either way it's not just something you can just fall into without zero prep. At least without someone getting hurt >
If you're still reading and thinking "hmm, this guild fits me about as well as a rubberband wrapped around my sack. It's never too late to turn around *psst* it's the <--- button if you're derp.