[Movies] Horror Movie Clichés!

[shadowlich]

Good always wins, evil always loses.

[Theronus]

The guy that says "If anything happens to me.." always dies.

[Ayirasi]

If your horror movie did any kind of business in the box-office, you can expect it to be horribly spoofed a few months later by a Zucker, Wayans, or Friedberg and Seltzer.

[Eorayn]

The killer is always some kind of related to the survivor.

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The false scare monster which always turns out to be a cat.

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If its in the middle of no-where, the first person you see will either help the person after you, or will die within minutes... Steal their car, if they are the first it serves them right, if they the second they would of died anyway

You will have to walk towards any noise or light and almost always they are waiting there for you...You should walk the other way, they will remain waiting for you, and you will have a clear advantage in distance.

As soon as you think your safe, someone will get killed...So when you feel safe, keep going a bit longer.

Phones are a waste of time, they either don't work or the cops you call will die. The best thing a phone is for is light.

If you are average your changes of survival are above average. If you are 'better' than others your survival is around non-existent. If you are a douche or bitch you will die, so learn to play nice.

Sex will get you our your partner killed, so don't bother.

The things you could use will always be where you have just been, and most likely whats after you will be there too

Little girls are bad news

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-The black guy always dies. Usually it's in an attempt to escape from the group that is making some not-so-bright decisions.

No, just no.

-The black guy always bitches about other black guys dying first in movies, this magically protects him til later on in the movie.

Fixed


Another one :

Any scene involving a mirror is accompanied by tense sounds.

[Gheld]

The main antagonist always has a catch phrase.
The main protagonist never gets a catch phrase.

Also, often the most vulnerable character survives the longest.
The big beefy macho guy always dies first.

[Jon]

Just watch Scream (the first one), it did a good job satirizing horror movie cliches.