1. #10841
    If you actually liked that Shyamalan movie, then I guess my hat is off to you. Not many can endure that thing.
    "So, he sent a succubus to seduce you, and lure you down to his side. And yet, first thing you do is to check her ass? Ah, kid, you've got much to learn.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravath View Post
    Speaking of which, what strategical advantage does Omega offer us?
    Why should we care about it?
    "Omega is described as "the Terminus Systems' dark, twisted counterpart to the Citadel.""
    "Today, Omega is a major hub of narcotics, weapons, and eezo trafficking without even a pretense of civilian government or military control. "

    It also controls access to the relay to the collector base and which is something that Cerberus controls. Cerberus alone considering it a major asset is enough for the Citadel and/or Systems Alliance to consider it a worthwhile target.

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    http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Lystheni
    http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Effect:_Invasion
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    M. Night Shyamalan should not be allowed to direct a single movie ever again. Just look what he did to the last airbender....
    If he got his hands on mass effect i would have to assasinate him.
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  4. #10844
    How about Uwe Boll then? I hear he has lots of experience with video game movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyrmwing View Post
    how about uwe boll then? I hear he has lots of experience with video game movies.
    no no no no no no no no no no no no

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  6. #10846
    Picking up where Orissa left off:

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
    "So, he sent a succubus to seduce you, and lure you down to his side. And yet, first thing you do is to check her ass? Ah, kid, you've got much to learn.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    no no no no no no no no no no no no
    Quote Originally Posted by Scorage View Post
    Picking up where Orissa left off:

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
    I have to join this too...

    NO!

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  8. #10848
    You guys are too negative.

    Uwe Boll should direct the mass effect movie, starring Nicholas Cage as Shepard, Kristen Stewart as Liara and Queen Latifah as Joker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravath View Post
    You guys are too negative.

    Uwe Boll should direct the mass effect movie, starring Nicholas Cage as Shepard, Kristen Stewart as Liara and Queen Latifah as Joker.
    For some reason that last part totally cracked me up. Oh god, please no.

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  10. #10850
    Qhy not? Uwe Bowl is the epitome of "ARTISTIC INTEGRITY". Fits Mass Effect.

    'Cause Alliance Players wouldn't allow Orcs to stand straight.

  11. #10851
    Quote Originally Posted by Aveline View Post
    For some reason that last part totally cracked me up. Oh god, please no.
    Oh and produced by M. Night Shyamalan as a sci-fi love comedy.
    Ashley is actually a geth which is revealed in the end as she assists Saren because Shepard chose the obvious Liara after 90 minutes of awkward love comedy and 20 minutes of blasting and 10 minutes of toadpolitics

    Shepard still saves her and keeps her secret safe because its a fun movie for the entire family.

    Oh and, the movie stars Hugh Grant as Saren and Chris Priestly as Matriarch Benezia.
    Last edited by Gravath; 2012-09-22 at 02:36 PM.

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    In the case of a romantic comedy, we'd see Adam Sandler as male Shepard, or in case females, Drew Barrymore. Since Adam's rolodex is the largest one in the world, we'd have appearances from Drew Carey as a bartender, Nicholas Cage as Kaidan and Al Pacino as Steve Hackett.

    As Adam goes straight for winning all the Razzies for a second time, he'd play Matriarch Benezia and make "hillarious" remarks on Asari sex and toilet culture.

    Liara, played by Katherine Heigl, goes for a dangerous mission with EDI, played by Megan Fox. (A robot somehow fits her.) They are accompanied with Anderson, who is played by Kevin James because it would fit better with their artistic vision of the movie.

    The jokes are written by Adam Sandler and Chuck Lorre, who squeezes in a prostitution or alcohol reference in every other line while making the other races extremely stereotypical versions of real life people. Asari are French women who think about sex, Salarians are geeks, and Krogan are not so smart. (The total amount of krogan falling or charging into a wall takes a minimum of 25 minutes of screen time, only to be rivaled by Adam Sandler's Shepard firing his gun in his own face, tripping over stairs, and yet again, hillariously failing to perform vaulting over cover.)

    Directed by Shyamalan, the inevitable twist is that the movie was actually directed by Uwe Boll instead and edited by Shyamalan.

    DONE: 2013 SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER and brain-melter.
    Last edited by Scorage; 2012-09-22 at 03:00 PM.
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  13. #10853
    And Snoop Dogg as Adm. Anderson.
    Last edited by Gravath; 2012-09-22 at 05:22 PM.

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    Admiral Andersizzle?
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    Admiral Andersizzle?
    lol thank you sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravath View Post
    And Snoop Dogg as Adm. Anderson.
    Nah, Samuel L Jackson would make for a great Anderson though. Or Robert Downey Jr in his Kirk Lazarus role.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyrmwing View Post
    Nah, Samuel L Jackson would make for a great Anderson though. Or Robert Downey Jr in his Kirk Lazarus role.
    Nah.
    Snoopy would also make a great Joker, as seen on Soul Plane.

    And then Sascha Baron Cohen as Dr. Chakwas.
    Last edited by Gravath; 2012-09-23 at 06:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravath View Post
    Nah.
    Snoopy would also make a great Joker, as seen on Soul Plane.

    And then Sascha Baron Cohen as Dr. Chakwas.
    I read that as Snooki. -.-

  19. #10859
    Quote Originally Posted by Nerraw View Post
    I read that as Snooki. -.-
    Im not trying to ruin the entire franchise and whatever respect people have for it.

  20. #10860
    Quote Originally Posted by Gravath View Post
    Im not trying to ruin the entire franchise and whatever respect people have for it.
    Does that translate as 'Definitely cast her as Liara'?

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