<Avalerion> Stormrage-EU PvE 25-Man 5/8 DS HC 12h/week from 20:30-23:30

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Working on DS HC's
1 DPS Death Knight | 1 Elemental Shaman | 1 Warlock | 1 DPS Warrior | 1 Healing Priest | 1 Shadow Priest

Avalerion was formed with the release of the Wrath of the Lich King expansion and is the result of Andromeda and Filosaphy merging and creating a more tightly knit, streamlined and progressive guild without hardcore raiding hours.

We have enjoyed some great success since our formation and finished Wrath of the Lich King as the top alliance guild on Stormrage-EU.
Our goal is to have the best progression we can achieve, while maintaining our limited raid hours.


Raiding times:

Thursday: 20:30 - 23:30
Sunday: 20:30 - 23:30
Monday: 20:30 - 23:30
Tuesday: 20:30 - 23:30

Our Dragon Soul Heroic 25 man progress - 3/8

Morchok - Down
Warlord Zon'ozz - Down
Yor'sahj the Unsleeping - Down
Hagara the Stormbinder - Down
Ultraxion - Down
Warmaster Blackhorn
Spine of Deathwing
Madness of Deathwing

Our Dragon Soul Normal 25 man progress - 8/8

Our Heroic T12 Firelands 6/7

Shannox - Down
Lord Rhyolith - Down
Beth'tilac - Down
Alysrazor - Down
Baleroc - Down
Majordomo Staghelm - Down
Ragnaros

Our Normal Firelands 25 man progress - 7/7


Our HEROIC T11 progress 12/13:

Bastion of Twilight 25 4/5
Halfus - Down
Valiona & Theralion - Down
Ascendant Council Down(10man)
Cho'gall - Down
Sinestra - Down

Blackwing Descent 25 6/6
Magmaw - Down
Omnotron - Down
Chimearon - Down
Maloriak - Down
Atramedes - Down
Nefarian - Down

Throne of four winds 25 1/2
Conclave of Wind - Down
Al'akir - Down (10man)


Past Accomplishments:

Icecrown Citadel Heroic 11/12 (both 10 and 25 player)
Halion Heroic on 10 player
Glory of the Icecrown Raider (both 10 and 25 player)
Tribute to Skill (25 player ToC)
Tribute to Insanity (10 player ToC)
Algalon (both 10 and 25 player)
Alone in the Darkness on 10 player (Yogg-Saron + 0)
Glory of the Ulduar Raider (both 10 and 25 player)
The Twilight Zone (both 10 and 25 player)


Our Requirements from all Raiders:

To sign-up to at least 3 out of the 4 official 25 man raids per week.
To have a fully prepared character with the best spec, enchants, gems, and glyphs for your class and raid role.
To have read and understood the tactics to all of the bosses on our raid agenda.
To use consumables during all raids, (flasks, food, and potions).
To behave in a mature, considerate and friendly way to each other as well as other members of the WoW community.


Currently we are recruiting the following

Medium Priority
1 DPS Death Knight
1 Elemental Shaman
1 Warlock
1 DPS Warrior

Low Priority
1 Healing Priest
1 Shadow Priest

We are always interested in exceptionally skilled players in any class/spec, so even if you dont see your class/spec above but you feel that Avalerion would be the right guild for you don't hesitate to send you application to us.


Please apply at http://www.avalerion.eu.
Alternately, you can contact an officer in game with any questions you have (Gugulina, Masith, Ninjapest, or Tonarae).

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