I am a fan of pointless phrases. You know the things people come up with just to say something, such as:-
"Fresh Fruit n Veg" - never seen a shop that sells stale ones
"It's always in the last place you look" - I found my keys, I'll think I will carry on looking for them.
"Cheap at half the price" - Well of course it is
"Bob has broken his back. Has he?/You're joking!" - No, I'm joking, I just wanted to cheer you up.
So what's your favourite/most hated pointless phrase?