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    Quote Originally Posted by strangebreed View Post
    gel pen ink...
    That just reminded me of a couple other nasty things I've swallowed:

    When i was in middle and high school, i constantly chewed on pens and pencils. On more than one occasion have pens exploded in my face and mouth. Bic ball point pen ink is fucking nasty.

    Also...
    Years ago I used to go paintballing a lot. Also on more than one occasion have i been hit in the mouth area of my mask while my mouth was open. Thinking about the taste of that paint still makes me shudder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atrea View Post
    If it makes you feel any better, your entire sinus regularly drains straight down your throat, bronchitis or not.
    Well yeah, but I don't like when I can feel a giant glob of it, and taste it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Digglett View Post
    Well yeah, but I don't like when I can feel a giant glob of it, and taste it.
    You aren't supposed to chew it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atrea View Post
    You aren't supposed to chew it
    I'm not.

    Whenever I clear my throat it comes down in giant parts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Digglett View Post
    I have no words.


    Honestly, giant boogers from having bronchitis and having it drip down my throat.

    >feelsbadman.
    Oh yea. Skelington had bronchitis a couple years ago that lasted like 4 months. Worst experience ever.

    Will also have to vote for mucus while sick as well. It's disgusting. That and incomplete vomiting, where it comes up but you swallow it back down as a reflex. Such an awful taste.

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    I let someone pee in my mouth once. That wasn't so bad, but urine really gives you a bad case of sour stomach. I had indigestion for hours. Ah, youth...

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    Fish eyeball

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slummish View Post
    I let someone pee in my mouth once. That wasn't so bad, but urine really gives you a bad case of sour stomach. I had indigestion for hours. Ah, youth...
    I might regret this but go on, tell the rest of the story lol

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    A spider. (Alive, unchewed)
    I posted in the legendary "I found Yogg-Saron" thread and all I got was this lousy signature.

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    I've eaten living spiders loads, mostly as dares.

    They're crispy and quite bitter but not the worst things I've eaten.

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    Diluted sulfuric acid. It was a dare in chemistry class, and not my smartest move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igame View Post
    Fish eyeball

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    I might regret this but go on, tell the rest of the story lol
    you know what a golden shower is right?
    anyway the worst i have swallowed is a dragon fly that got sucked in when riding my bike, tasted disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slummish View Post
    I let someone pee in my mouth once. That wasn't so bad, but urine really gives you a bad case of sour stomach. I had indigestion for hours. Ah, youth...
    Well... that seems lovely.
    Why?

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    just waiting for someone say it, y'all know what i'm talking about

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    catfood, some meat, from the plate of the cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by peggleftw View Post
    i ate dog biscuit things when i was younger as a dare, they were pretty nasty.
    I know someone who eats dog biscuits regularly and aspires to be a wizard as a career. Oh, and he's one of my managers. I wish I was kidding.

    As for me, I haven't really swallowed much that is super weird, unless you count some really shitty meals/deserts I've eaten over the years. I'm pretty sure I did eat a piece of soap once, though.

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    My pride. Never goes down the right way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tzunki View Post
    inb4 man juice
    Too late....

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    Once I was out with my friends at the mountain. We had decided to not bring food or anything to drink, we had to find it in the wild. After a while we found a turtle, we stabbed it with a knife and drank the blood. Good proteins.

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    Because he wanted to try it and I've never refused to try anything at least once.

    It's not a particularly interesting story. I was 20, he was 35, we were dating until I found an official piece of mail addressed to him from the NAMBLA newsletter hidden in the pocket behind his driver's side seat.

    It was probably some of the better sex I've had, but still... I was totally creeped out.

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    I'm a girl so.....

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