"ow! quit it... ow! quit it... ow! quit it..." *dead*
"ow! quit it... ow! quit it... ow! quit it..." *dead*
22 miles of hard road
33 years of tough luck
44 skulls buried in the ground
Crawling down through the muck
Ah yeah...
Last words are rarely planned. Hence this is the first thing that came to mind when i read the title.
"Many people as they get older say, "I Wish i could go back to when i was younger with the knowledge i have now." Don't squander your days, learn all you can so you won't regret the absence of knowledge as you get older."
I curse ... a lot. So it would probably simply be "Fuck..."
"At least...I'm taking you...all with me! *detonates the eighty pounds of C4 hidden in the room*"
Assuming I end up getting murdered like I planned.
please tell my wife.....I'm an orangutan.
or
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *die
Do they have to be actual words? I'm rarely coherent enough to form real words at the height of passion. If I'm going out, I'm going to do so in style.
On my death bed probably something like: "I'll see you all again real soon".
But really the last thing I would probably say before dieing would be something like: "I'm sure I can make it" or "I don't think I need to go to the hospital"
Would probably be "Lovely." in a sarcastic tone, or "Bloody hell..."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish".
No doubt about it.
Well I think I'm going to arrogantly say "Adieu" and simply perish from this earthen realm.
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that".
Bill Shankly
"You're playing worse and worse every day and right now you're playing like it's next month".
Herb Brooks
I guess I could say, "Chow!"
Or I could tell everyone if I can, "Good bye family, good bye world!" then slowly close my eyes while letting out a long breath of death... Then jump back up yelling "Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?" Then flop back down onto the ground/bed dead. XD
prepare to evacuate soul in 10...
9...
In the words of a great worm 'Bye-Bye' or 'You might want to leave the room I had a curry last night'
"Th... the creeper... it appeared... *groan* out of nowhere...*dies*"
Delete... my browsing history...
"I took an arrow to*long drawn out breath* the knee."
or
"DR OCTAGANAPUS BLAH" and activate a giant laser that blows half the planet up :P
"Rosebud was the sled!"
"Soylent Green is made from... *long breath* PEEEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Darth Vader is Luke's father!"
just in case anyone doesn't know those movie endings by now lol
22 miles of hard road
33 years of tough luck
44 skulls buried in the ground
Crawling down through the muck
Ah yeah...
I buried ALL my valuables and money in.....
Funny thing is, to make the joke even better, I would actually bury it somewhere in the backyard. That way, years from then, generations even. Some random ass family finds my shit.