In west Kalimdor
born and raised
in the battlegrounds I spent
most of my days
gearing out, min-maxing
and trolling all cool
I was shooting some noobs
outside of Org
when a couple of Allys
they were clearly no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
I got ganked one time and my guild got scared
they said your rolling
with a healer and you need to AFK in the air.
I whistled for a mount on my engineer
the license said Elite
and had Hulu Girl near the mirror
if anything I could say that this mount was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo dont forget to AFK in the air!
Up pulled some Alliance about seven or eight
I yelled at them TO SLOW, SMELL YOU LATER
looked down at the ground I was finally there
to sit on my mount as I AFK'd in the Air.