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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by geniebsmart View Post
    I need your emergency support once again my friends

    I need some advice on how to get rid of an annoying clingy friend. She's one of my friends from 5-6 years ago that I never really liked much to begin with.. we lost contact with each other and recently she's been trying to become friends again. She wants to hang out EVERY SINGLE DAY and I despise hanging out with her and her drugged out friends, but I just do it because I don't want to be rude.
    Start playing an MMO.

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    How about being a smart honest person and being direct and telling her the truth? Just because you don't really like her doesn't mean you have to be a jerk.

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    Is she hot? Then hit on her. Either you get to fuck her, or if she rejects you, you can act like you're obsessed with her and eventually she'll leave you alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geniebsmart View Post
    How to get rid of an annoying, clingy friend?

    Ok mods I promise I'll chill on pics/vids for a good while. Just needed to get this out of my system!
    Oswald was over hit cap.

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    If she is the opposite gender...
    start taking off your pants (just pants leave underwear on) every time you are alone in the room with her. She'll get creeped out and stop calling.

    If she is the same gender...
    start taking off your pants (just pants leave underwear on) every time you are alone in the room with her. She'll get creeped out and stop calling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rfjuice View Post
    1.Buy some drugs
    2.Lace with rat poison
    3.Invite her and her friends over
    4.Hang out.
    5.When they leave give them the drugs.

    not sure murder is the best option...

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    Do the passive-aggressive thing, and stop answering her calls/text messages, and say you were busy and forgot to reply.

    I have a friend who isn't clingy, and I want to stay friends with her, but I do that by accident all the time. She doesn't speak to me for like a week afterwards.

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    Just say, "Listen, I'm sorry, but I don't want to be involved with meth heads and drug addicts. It's not an environment I enjoy, so I'd rather not see you again."
    Well 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me
    Because you look so fine
    And I really wanna make you mine

  8. #28
    Just tell her you're done having anything to do with her until she cleans up her act. Its a long shot, but who knows, she might actually do it and something positive could come out of the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnorei View Post
    How about being a smart honest person and being direct and telling her the truth? Just because you don't really like her doesn't mean you have to be a jerk.
    Well sure, if you're against having fun.

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    *Reads topic*

    *Reads who OP is*

    *Reads 'emergency support'*

    Please just go away.

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by McSpriest View Post


    not sure murder is the best option...
    Perhaps it will just be a prolonged coma....people always assume the worst.


    @OP Start sleeping with all of her friends, assuming STD free.

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    Just tell her. It's far more rude to have them find out themselves that for so many years you lied to them and never had the guts to tell them. What's going on in this world where honesty is bad and should be replaced by bad excuses to try to be polite?

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Well sure, if you're against having fun.
    Can't be everyone petty enough for such crap.

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    I always just yell at people... the ones who stay are my true friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Well sure, if you're against having fun.
    I don't see what's fun in making someone else suffer. This friend considers the OP her friend, if he treats her like crap and makes fun of her the OP would make this person suffer more then if they told them with what they annoy them. There is no fun, there is only the jerk way and the non-jerk way.
    But if you think this situation is "fun", I do hope you'll be on the reciving side aswell one day, and you'll see how "fun" it is.

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    What you should do...

    Grab a gun, shoot her with it, possibly make some racial / sexist slurs / engage in intercourse / insult her repeatedly - in no particular order. Then disregard all the advice, because you are going to go with your gut anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geniebsmart View Post
    All she ever wants to do is sit around and drink/smoke/do meth... she wants to become "friends" .
    She doesn't want to become friends, she wants someone with nice stuff she can steal and pawn and/or someone she can sucker into giving her money for meth.

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    Man the fuck up, and say (politely though) - Sorry, i don't wish to see you, please bugger off.

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    Just call her annoying and clingy. Usually works.

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