How about being a smart honest person and being direct and telling her the truth? Just because you don't really like her doesn't mean you have to be a jerk.
How about being a smart honest person and being direct and telling her the truth? Just because you don't really like her doesn't mean you have to be a jerk.
Is she hot? Then hit on her. Either you get to fuck her, or if she rejects you, you can act like you're obsessed with her and eventually she'll leave you alone.
If she is the opposite gender...
start taking off your pants (just pants leave underwear on) every time you are alone in the room with her. She'll get creeped out and stop calling.
If she is the same gender...
start taking off your pants (just pants leave underwear on) every time you are alone in the room with her. She'll get creeped out and stop calling.
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not sure murder is the best option...
Do the passive-aggressive thing, and stop answering her calls/text messages, and say you were busy and forgot to reply.
I have a friend who isn't clingy, and I want to stay friends with her, but I do that by accident all the time. She doesn't speak to me for like a week afterwards.
Just say, "Listen, I'm sorry, but I don't want to be involved with meth heads and drug addicts. It's not an environment I enjoy, so I'd rather not see you again."
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Just tell her you're done having anything to do with her until she cleans up her act. Its a long shot, but who knows, she might actually do it and something positive could come out of the situation.
*Reads topic*
*Reads who OP is*
*Reads 'emergency support'*
Please just go away.
Just tell her. It's far more rude to have them find out themselves that for so many years you lied to them and never had the guts to tell them. What's going on in this world where honesty is bad and should be replaced by bad excuses to try to be polite?
I always just yell at people... the ones who stay are my true friends
I don't see what's fun in making someone else suffer. This friend considers the OP her friend, if he treats her like crap and makes fun of her the OP would make this person suffer more then if they told them with what they annoy them. There is no fun, there is only the jerk way and the non-jerk way.
But if you think this situation is "fun", I do hope you'll be on the reciving side aswell one day, and you'll see how "fun" it is.
What you should do...
Grab a gun, shoot her with it, possibly make some racial / sexist slurs / engage in intercourse / insult her repeatedly - in no particular order. Then disregard all the advice, because you are going to go with your gut anyway.
Man the fuck up, and say (politely though) - Sorry, i don't wish to see you, please bugger off.
Just call her annoying and clingy. Usually works.
Become a practical joker. they might eventually get tired of stuff like antiquing and habanero juice in their lemonade, all while giving you a nice bunch of vids to upload to youtube.