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    I'd be okay being stuck in a human body. They're animals, right?

    If not, then a cat. I'd get to sleep all day well other people love me and care for me.

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    I love meat so i probably have to go with a carnivor. Im pretty lazy too, so i'd have to go with a chilled out animal.
    The obvious choice would be a cat! But i hate to puke and cats do that all the time....hmm..
    Maybe some toxic spider of sorts. Ye i'll just spin my web and wait for food to come to me. Perfect existance!

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    I'd be an Alligator they are pretty damn awesome.

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    I'd totally be an owl and come out in the daytime to freak people out

    and to whoever said Sarah Jessica Parker, you want to be a bad looking horse? why not be a pony?
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    A falcon, an owl, or a wolf.

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    A peregrine falcon.

    Fastest living thing on the mother fucking planet yo.
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    I'd want to fly
    Be fast and agile
    And take no shit from other birds
    But everyone else will be an eagle, I wanna be different

    I don't know much about birds though... some kind of hawk or falcon I guess
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    Does it have to be a real animal? If not, I'm going to be a phoenix. If yes, a hawk of some sort.



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    Too many choices for me. I would love to be an eagle or fruit bat as I would love to fly, yet afraid of heights. A killer whale or whale shark would also be awesome as water = fuckin awesome. Giant tortoise would be cool, they can live for a couple hundred years. Would love to be a wolf, fox or dog of some kind as they are my fave animals. Hard to choose which of those. Mash them all together, and that would be awesome.

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    A Sloth, nothing would change. Being completely lazy and laid back and not having a care in the world apart from what you love to do and other local Sloth's ^.^

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    Sarah Jessica Parker.
    Oh that's good...LOL

    Um...probably a monkey cause they are fucking awesome.

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    Tarsier.

    I would scare the shit out of everyone!










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    What the hell? I'm going to go scrub my brain with bleach.



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    I'd be a big ass Turkey Vulture or something. Eatin' people's family pets that are dead on the side of the road, and scaring the shit out of people when they see a giant vulture just hangin' out on a signpost watching like "Sup, just waiting till you're about to die, then amma eat yo eyeballs."

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    a fly

    so i can troll for 1 day and then end the miserable and boring life quickly

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    A giant squid at the bottom of the ocean.

    Maybe I'd surface every now and then to pick up some Japanese schoolgirls. <____________<

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    Can't believe no one has said this yet... I'd be a Mudkip.

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    I would want to be a cat owned by a rich family, preferably with a hot young teenage girl so I can have a nice lap to sit in!

    If not that, pretty much any high on the chain predator in the wild; wolf, tiger, bear, etc. Or maybe a hawk so I can fly.

    Or, if people count as animals in this thread, maybe I would put myself in the rich hot girl body and see how the other side lives.

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