So say you completely take control of the entire world, where would you rule from? And who would be your guards?
(Yes it can fictional, but it has to be within the vicinity of Earth)
I personally would heavily reinforce the Space Needle in Seattle and make that my super awesome evil lair just because I love the cloudy/rainy weather so much and the city P:
As for guards, I'd definitely have whatever the Shadow thing that Pride has in Full Metal Alchemist :3