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    Now wait a minute, I don't remember delegating any part of my new world order to any of you ...

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    Vatican. Makes perfect sense since if I ruled the world, I'd give the power to rule back to the church. No witch hunts or anything like that just the clerics make the laws, earthly institutions would have to follow them first and their laws come second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ita View Post
    Vatican. Makes perfect sense since if I ruled the world, I'd give the power to rule back to the church. No witch hunts or anything like that just the clerics make the laws, earthly institutions would have to follow them first and their laws come second.
    each country must make an offering of ten thousand boys between the ages of 6 and 9 every year for "private training" I am guessing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Defengar View Post
    each country must make an offering of ten thousand boys between the ages of 6 and 9 every year for "private training" I am guessing?

    tsk tsk bad joke.
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    Assuming as world ruler I could forcible relocate the dutch coffee shop culture and hookers to a city state carved out of a nicer bit of southern france i'd likely rule from a coffee shop in the south of france with my member firmly wedged in a young (20ish) starlet from morning till night

    I hope that passes moderation, it's not tooooo risqué?

    Quote Originally Posted by ita View Post
    Vatican. Makes perfect sense since if I ruled the world, I'd give the power to rule back to the church. No witch hunts or anything like that just the clerics make the laws, earthly institutions would have to follow them first and their laws come second.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defengar View Post
    each country must make an offering of ten thousand boys between the ages of 6 and 9 every year for "private training" I am guessing?
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    tsk tsk bad joke.
    It would be a bad joke if it wasn't so uncomfortably close to the truth. Private training being learning to "love" the "church". Mostly as vessels of "divine satisfaction" or something.
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    Ice fortress on Svalbard. Of course, the inside would be a lot more tropical than icy but the ice and the location should discourage most unwanted visitors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mludd View Post
    Ice fortress on Svalbard. Of course, the inside would be a lot more tropical than icy but the ice and the location should discourage most unwanted visitors.
    Not to mention the the army of Polar Bears at your disposal

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    On a magic carpet.

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    some nice mediterrarian place or something.

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    Antarctica, if someone busted their ass all the way out there to assassinate me, they probably would deserve it.
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    On a massive throne ontop of mount Everest.

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    Buckingham palace. Would be a great place to rule from.

    My guards would be the Justice League.

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    In a pineapple under the sea

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    Cheyenne Mountain

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    Rome, obviously. Nowhere is more ideologically significant for the ruler of a global empire.

    Hiding away wouldn't do much good, I'd prefer to ensure loyalty by making myself known at the heart of everything. And I don't mean by force, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    Rome, obviously. Nowhere is more ideologically significant for the ruler of a global empire.

    Hiding away wouldn't do much good, I'd prefer to ensure loyalty by making myself known at the heart of everything. And I don't mean by force, either.
    Then enjoy your short rule, because someone will always be pissed on the guy who rules the planet!
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    My bedroom. Keep it simple.

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    NORAD Command Center in Cheyenne Mountain.


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    Underneath my amarula tree.

    Probably somewhere with a mediterranean climate. Or in the Caribbean. On a beach. With a virgin piña colada in my hand. Mmmm....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    Rome, obviously. Nowhere is more ideologically significant for the ruler of a global empire.

    Hiding away wouldn't do much good, I'd prefer to ensure loyalty by making myself known at the heart of everything. And I don't mean by force, either.
    Why wouldn't you make your capital in Jerusalem then?

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