2/18 Dazzle talks shit about his team and everyone else. Sure, he has 15 assists, but having been in that game, he got most of those assists by throwing out one little heal or a Weave right before he died, and with only one exception, they didn't amount to anything.
He gave up first blood to Spectre and me up top because he tried to trade shots with me when I had double damage, at like 0:10 into the game. He dies and immediately talks shit ("lol, dd") and then begins blaming his Morphling partner for not suiciding with him. If Morphling attacked... yeah, they probably could've killed me, but Morphling would've died to Spectre and she'd get an easy 600 gold before the first minute is up.
Dazzle was also directly responsible for a lot of lost kills for his team... he'd run in like an idiot and have to Shallow Grave himself out. I'd steal Shallow Grave and suddenly that BM or Siren's getting away with 20 HP left.
Also, apparently Rubick can steal Morphling's stat morph skills, and even if you die and lose the skills, the stat morphs remain. Was pretty funny running around with basically no Agility and tons of STR all game.