Originally Posted by
StrawberryZebra
I think this sentence alone sums up Alch. You've either got far more items than the other team and you totally destroy them, or you're behind and totally useless. Unfortunately he doesn't really fit well into any clear role anymore. He really wants to have safe lane farm and all the jungle he can take on top, but realistically you're far better off playing another carry there who scales with more than just their total gold earned. He's too slow and too farm dependent to off lane safely, so thats out too. That only leaves mid, and as you said above, he's going to have issues there too.
As things stand, he just doesn't really have a place on most teams. He really needs a buff of some sort, but the big question is what? He has poor base stats to make up for his ult, which is basically just a pile of extra stats so if they buff one, they'd likely need to nerf the other. Buff his other skills is also out, his stun is still excellent and his acid spray is fantastic too. Any buffs to his passive is just going to exacerbate the problem further, so thats out too. What he really needs is a remake, like Bloodseeker and PL got, that keeps his theme intact but puts him into a place where he's at least able to be balanced without just breaking him further.