We should start using a more colourfull vocabulary!
Last game man, I was Riven and I got destroyed by a Zed top once he gained lane advantage (we went and killed eachother first) after a gank. Even in trades he's so mobile he could come out as the winner. And if I wanted to go in for a kill, he could just get away easily. So far for Riven being the more mobile one.
The jungler was a wonky tonky, disfunctional pick-up truck driver without teeth. A Lee missing his Q on static minions, you know the deal. Kicking a full HP Zed to our AD carry, causing words to enter the chat that should not have seen the daylight. Team chat went rotten, mostly between our mid and support, throwing profanities around.
Such disappointing youngsters, certainly not fit to be gentlemen.