The I Just Had a Bad Game/Team/Need To Vent Thread!

[Duilliath]

You played Teemo. You lost all rights to complain.

[AFK-Champion]

I searched for upvote button O.o.

[Kilz]

You played Teemo. You lost all rights to complain.

I spent my next game delaying us losing in a 3v5 for an hour. Shroom field OP when nobody wants to clear it out.

We couldn't win, but we would be damned if we would let those guys get an easy win. Scouts code to make them sweat blood for it.

[Dundebuns]

If I see one more useless jungle fiora in ranked I'm going to ... be slightly annoyed, what else to do really :<

I queue with someone who plays a mean Jungle Fiora. Normally does it when there is an inkling our ADC will suck. One game he managed to counter jungle so well the enemy jungler was level 13 when everyone else was 18. Not the enemy junglers fault though. The enemy team never collapsed when he was invading.

[Thallidomaniac]

God fuck me. Had a modem failure late in a game which caused me to throw it. It didn't help that it was 5v4 in our favor at the time, but their Karthus, Olaf, and Ezreal were very fat at the time.

So that would mean that I pulled a Romo that time because of that modem failure. And I'll probably end up in the Tribunal and get the PUNISH spam voters because apparently throwing the game because of a disconnect is a bannable offense now.

I spent my next game delaying us losing in a 3v5 for an hour. Shroom field OP when nobody wants to clear it out.

We couldn't win, but we would be damned if we would let those guys get an easy win. Scouts code to make them sweat blood for it.

You weren't trying to purposely throw a game because someone stole a penta from you, right? Because people who do are just...

[LeBacchus]

Negative people are even more annoying than Teemo's
Instalocking and then crying about other people's champions while doing nothing for the team themself :/

[Kilz]

You weren't trying to purposely throw a game because someone stole a penta from you, right? Because people who do are just...

How could you even reach such a conclusion? Next game, 3v5, making them work for their win. It's obvious that I'm on the team with 3, it's not the game where I was going to get a penta, and I'm trying my best to prevent them from a quick win.

[Thallidomaniac]

How could you even reach such a conclusion? Next game, 3v5, making them work for their win. It's obvious that I'm on the team with 3, it's not the game where I was going to get a penta, and I'm trying my best to prevent them from a quick win.

Okay, just had to clarify. Because it being 3v5 could have been due to people doing stuff that caused 2 of your teammates to rage quit, such as trying to throw a game after getting a penta stolen.

[Rinoa]

I just had one of those games where three out of five players on my team only spoke french, and the last one didn't speak at all. They were HORRIBLE, got ganked all the time by the roaming enemy team, and just... I... but...

[Balleny]

playing ranked with people like: nah i dont have to look at the map, nah i play support and dont even know that there are gp5 items >.<

[derp singed]

playing ranked with people like: nah i dont have to look at the map, nah i play support and dont even know that there are gp5 items >.<

"Nah. I main Nunu and i know Consume is more useful than Bloodboil in the lane."

[Caine]

"Nah. I main Nunu and i know Consume is more useful than Bloodboil in the lane."

I can see 1 point in Consume on 1 being an acceptable idea for the blue side.

[derp singed]

I can see 1 point in Consume on 1 being an acceptable idea for the blue side.

If you invade Golems/Red or your jungler starts blue and needs some help. Sadly that was not the case. That guy buffed me bloodboil 3 times in 40 minutes.

[Caine]

If you invade Golems/Red or your jungler starts blue and needs some help. Sadly that was not the case. That guy buffed me bloodboil 3 times in 40 minutes.

Well, that is a whole another matter.

[Maelle]

That awkward moment when you let someone lower pick than you take your main lane, and they fail at it so deeply you are actually quite annoyed - and I don't annoy easily...

Leona: begs for support role so i go top and let him to be nice
builds a Fing WARMOGS as a first item
Goes AFK for 10 mins mid game
buys 0 wards


GTFO my main role you ass.

Can't catch a break tonight...

Next game - get a full troll random lock who feeds 21 kills mostly intentionally, and spams about everyone being gay. We don't even lose fast because the opposing team suck so hard, so almost 50 mins it takes them to win, even what is basically 6v4

game after - I go top lane and get first blood on cho, do ok... but mid lane feeds xerath about 6 kills in 15 mins... yeah that hurt like a bitch, bot lane didn't win, and our jungler was pretty much ineffectual.

and with that I'm going to bed...

[Farolok]

That awkward moment when you let someone lower pick than you take your main lane, and they fail at it so deeply you are actually quite annoyed - and I don't annoy easily...

Leona: begs for support role so i go top and let him to be nice
builds a Fing WARMOGS as a first item
Goes AFK for 10 mins mid game
buys 0 wards


GTFO my main role you ass.

Can't catch a break tonight...

Next game - get a full troll random lock who feeds 21 kills mostly intentionally, and spams about everyone being gay. We don't even lose fast because the opposing team suck so hard, so almost 50 mins it takes them to win, even what is basically 6v4

game after - I go top lane and get first blood on cho, do ok... but mid lane feeds xerath about 6 kills in 15 mins... yeah that hurt like a bitch, bot lane didn't win, and our jungler was pretty much ineffectual.

and with that I'm going to bed...

I know that feel bro, played a ranked game this morning where our first pick chose Leona support. I was like, cool, I main support but at least we have someone else willing to play that role, he must be at least decent.. I went top lane Jayce vs Vi, totally fucked her up. They invaded our blue at the beginning, I got FB and a double on Vi and their Ashe.

10 minutes in Leona 0/5/2, 20 farm, 0 wards. No boots, only a giants belt and 2 pots. Jungler was great and all, helped bot lane as much as possible, but Leona was a fucking moron.

Oh, and she had like 10 armor and 30AP.

HOWZATWURKOWT.

[Castozor]

Stealth is broken in this game that's all.

[Majad]

Stealth is broken in this game that's all.

Akali OP.

[Sivalion]

Akali OP.

I don't think that's the kind of stealth he means ^_^

[Grading]

She's still right though. F*** assassins.

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We get into champ select, Nidalee insta-locks mid (of course), everyone picks, then Lulu asks at 10 seconds "can I mid?", picks Malzahar. "No, go support" "Ok", switches to Lulu. I should have known that when she started with the MP5-thing for 180 gold, ONE WARD and lots of health/mana pots, this was gonna get ugly.

Not only that, but she helps in losing out our bot lane *HARD*. Tryndamere constantly pushes top to the turret so he gets gangbanged by their top and mid, and Nidalee mid is just... not good. Also, second blue, Lulu comes up to "help", I try to give it to Nidalee, Lulu takes it, "blue not for me??! "... What the hell, ugh.

Oh, and she never ever bought a single ward after the first one.

What ensues is pretty much a long, boring fight to keep ourselves alive. Well, for me and my ADC friend. The rest keeps running into the jungle, following Blitz who seems to be alone, runs into a bush where the rest of the team is waiting. Yep. Never saw that coming. And this happened at least 10-15 times.

The worst thing is that they weren't even any good themselves. Akali and MF did most of the work. The rest were pretty bad. But unfortunately, my team was worse.

The cherry on top is when I tell Lulu to never play support again (I also told her to tell people if she didn't know how to support in champ select), then their Akali comes brilliantly along with those lines. Which also perfectly proves how smart you need to be to play her.

If you can't read it, I linked a larger picture.