The I Just Had a Bad Game/Team/Need To Vent Thread!

[Hybr1d]

Who in their right mind builds Nocturne like that? Especially when your team clearly needs something that can take a few hits.

[Infernous]

I've tried for the last 15 min to log onto the EUW servers, but I keep getting the ' 'servers are busy' bullshit. Worst thing is, that I logged on at first without any problems, picks my champion and then when the countdown finished and it was about to load to champion screen I get the same shit. So now it's 2v3 because I can't log on. Great.

I'm trying to log at EUW servers too but I get a "can't connect at pvp.net" error message. Dunno what's happened.

Edit: Seems like everyone is having this problem.

Red answer on EUW forums.

"Hey guys! We know about the problem and working really hard to fix it. We're really sorry for the inconvenience.

Please check the Service Status for more updates."

[Grading]

Just had a game where I played Darius.

Skarner: "lol look at our noob Darius building Philosopher's lol he must build all damage and AD lol"
Warwick: "FOCUS THEIR DARIUS" - one that's built tank as well
Fizz: "Noobs l2p 5v1 noobs" - Our mid who lost it early to Xerath and had to ask for help at level 3.

Jeeeeeeesus

[Muzual]

Damn you Swiftero I WANT TO PLAY

[Migey]

Yeap, unable to connect to the PvP net servers

[Grading]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I've lost like 90% of my games recently. So even if I can play, nothing good is being done.

By the way, good Nidalee players are a royal pain in the arse.

[Alaitoc]

Damn you Swiftero I WANT TO PLAY

Over 2 hours late, but it's working fine for me (EUW, haven't tried to queue yet).

I had no idea you played LoL by the way.

[Grading]

I'm not surprised, he* likes Touhou, aka. ultra-cool person.

EDIT: *changed!

[Girlyman]

Intermediate Bot Dominion
Losing, getting destroyed, our core was less than 150 and the enemy 300-250.
ME:"Okay guys we can't win, I'm going to bug the bots "
ME: "Ignore my node, cap and defend the others"
They cap all the other and then atack my node.
ME: "srsly...?"
They keep atacking it until one of the bots find me.*
When they are about to recap we win the game.
Victory Screen
3x < lvl10

Edit: 1-2 bots keep trying to get the nodes.

[Muzual]

Over 2 hours late, but it's working fine for me (EUW, haven't tried to queue yet).

I had no idea you played LoL by the way.

I started playing it two or three days ago, Niku introduced me. ^^ Had nothing to do since I left school, LoL is an amazing way to pass time :P

I'm not surprised, she likes Touhou, aka. ultra-cool person.

He, but thanks

If anybody wants to add me as a friend, I'm called Muzual. I'm still learning how to play and I don't know half of the terms in chat but I'll play with you if that doesn't bother you

[Darkdruidelf]

I am fucking done with solo queue ranked.

Get in, Ashe gets killed once and fucking ragequits. We hold out, ahead on kills, lose because 5v4 TFing is impossible. Especially with no ad carry.

Heres the bullshit thing. 4 lvls higher than their jungler. 10 kills ahead, 9 assists ahead, and 6 less deaths. WHY THE FUCK SHOULD HE GAIN ELO WHILE I LOSE IT? Seriously, what the fuck. That's the bullshit thing. Why the fuck does he get rewarded for being awful?

Fuck solo queue. And if any of you ever leave games, just know you are dicks. It's pointless. I can carry a game hard if you stay, but the moment it becomes a 4v5 the game becomes impossible.

Every single game I will have a positive score. Every single game I will be ahead of their jungler on both kills, assists and CS. And yet still my win ratio is only like 60% and its a slow as fuck grind up the elo ladder because of all the fucktards I constantly get. It's the type of people that make you wonder how people even manage to get dressed in the mornings. As in, how did they even manage to install the game? When you ward for your overextended top lane, the jungler comes in to gank him, you spam ping over and over and he stays and dies, it honestly makes you wonder how people manage to tie their own shoelaces.

[lopk]

Just had a game 5 minutes ago.

It was me (Singed), Rammus, Jax, Ashe, and Veigar against Ryze, Akali, Trynda, Fiddle, and Sivir (it was fairly low level gameplay so the teams weren't necesarily the best possible).

Anyway, the game starts great, our team is absolutely destroying theirs, it's probably 15-4 with me, Jax, and Veigar getting fed and on their team Ryze being the only one with kills.

We push, but we're a little unorganized so it doesn't turn out that good, can't do much ecspecially because Rammus is derping around in bot lane.

4v5

Ashe goes afk.

3v5

Veigar goes afk.

2v5

So it's me (tanky singed) and Jax (who, by nature, is relatively tanky) and I suppose I can also include Rammus (tanky) but he's doing his own little thing.

40 minutes of me and Jax trying to do something, and then guess what happens?

1v5

I've NEVER been so frustrated with this game. I'm okay with losing, I kept my cool, even congratulated the other team on their tenacity after the game, but that was utterly rediculous. ~~~*Sigh* at least Rammus stayed with me through it all...

I don't think I'm going to play this game for a good long while, lol ...........

.........

[Trollspwn]

Sigh, same ol 1300 solo queue.

[Grading]

You'd think they were almost hinting at you that you need to play support for the team to succeed.

[nbm02ss]

I am fucking done with solo queue ranked.

Get in, Ashe gets killed once and fucking ragequits. We hold out, ahead on kills, lose because 5v4 TFing is impossible. Especially with no ad carry.

Heres the bullshit thing. 4 lvls higher than their jungler. 10 kills ahead, 9 assists ahead, and 6 less deaths. WHY THE FUCK SHOULD HE GAIN ELO WHILE I LOSE IT? Seriously, what the fuck. That's the bullshit thing. Why the fuck does he get rewarded for being awful?

Fuck solo queue. And if any of you ever leave games, just know you are dicks. It's pointless. I can carry a game hard if you stay, but the moment it becomes a 4v5 the game becomes impossible.

Every single game I will have a positive score. Every single game I will be ahead of their jungler on both kills, assists and CS. And yet still my win ratio is only like 60% and its a slow as fuck grind up the elo ladder because of all the fucktards I constantly get. It's the type of people that make you wonder how people even manage to get dressed in the mornings. As in, how did they even manage to install the game? When you ward for your overextended top lane, the jungler comes in to gank him, you spam ping over and over and he stays and dies, it honestly makes you wonder how people manage to tie their own shoelaces.

I can sadly relate to this, though I keep trying. I guess I'm a masochist? Had a game over the weekend where there were two people top lane, and no jungler in a ranked match. I went AD bot, but would have jungled had someone said something, anything at all, but instead we had Wukong and Rene top vs. Kennen, which, whatever...we didn't have a jungler and I didn't want to lose ELO by dodging so I'll give it a shot. Wukong ragequits after 2 deaths, Rene goes 0/3 within 10 minutes, then comes into bot lane, which we were winning, takes all the cs, then towerdives and feeds enemy Ashe. By the 20 minute surrender he was 1/9 (literally the first time I've ever surrendered in a ranked). I ask him politely why he did what he did, and of course he calls me a no-life kid. I hope he gets banned. These are the type of things that are insurmountable in ranked games, no matter how well you play. /emphatic sigh I'm still going to keep trying, though.

[Trollspwn]

You'd think they were almost hinting at you that you need to play support for the team to succeed.

The irony is that I did absolutely nothing that game. I just stood in bush spamming W+E on my carry. I was even dumb enough to be grabbed by blitz.

My biggest achievment all game was assist stealing a top lane kill with my ult and killing two pink wards. But nope then my team was actually decent for once, but when I´m crushing my lane my team is so incompetent I wonder how they get in and out of the shower without falling.

[Thallidomaniac]

You know that feeling you get when you throw the game outright, even if it wasn't your solely fault that your team lost? Yeah, just had that feeling.

[Lyriok]

Played as Jungle Shyvana had a Sivir and his/her friend who was Soraka say I was rambo for engaging a team fight causing our death 5v4 in our favour Sivir and Soraka decided to run away as i engage turning it into a 3v4 resulting in our death.

Sivir and Soraka decide to split from the group running into the enemy jungle instantly dying >.>
Then... Attempt to solo Baron...

[Grading]

Grr... yet another set of gruesome friend-games.

On the upside today, I've found that I enjoy playing as jungle Malphite, he is really fun to me.

On the downside, I've found that the reason most of my friend-games fail is because someone always fails at holding their lane, or derps out in teamfights.
I don't wanna be mean to them, but when there's very often some message like "<champ that friend plays> is sooo bad lol" or "lol <friend> u suck XD", I start to get pretty sad. And some of them are even level 30.

One of the most stupid things is that we usually go for an "optimal setup" of solo top, mid, jungler, AD carry and support, although we sometimes put two people top, we still fail to teams with 3 bruisers or 3 AD carries or even several support characters.

And if that wasn't enough, one of these friends is a 18-year old guy who has an extremely bad habit of saying that "everything's OP" and "that <champ> is for noobs" and just embarassing us in /all-chat. We continually tell him to stop, but he keeps doing it anyway. Ugh.

The situation where you want to play with friends, but they aren't performing well, it's tough. I mean, it's fun, but you get really tired of losing after a while.

[nbm02ss]

Players who build too many items at once and have no room for wards makes me sad.