Tank AS Yi. Words failed me, although it was made delicious when he started calling me a noob even though I was carrying him. Said he wasn't there for damage. As a non AP Yi, wtf was he there for? Although it explains why he couldn't solo anyone after level 4.
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More ranked fun...
1st pick does not ban blitz, enemy team picks it, 1st pick take vayne - because derp?
Then he proceeds to feed their adc roughly 100 kills in the game because he can't handle blitz hooks and his positioning is good, if he was tanking? Yeah why dafuq would you not ban blitz as an adc if you can't handle him?
Just got done in a ranked game where I was top lane Olaf and I ended the game 0/4/3
I had the enemy Irelia under 30 hp 3 different times before my first death.
The reason the game was so bad is our jungle Vi didn't connect until 15mins in so it was 4v5 and they pushed top Outer Turret. Both bottom. Outer mid. And she connected walked out of base and died. Then disconnected.
So she came back just to feed a kill and leave again. I have never been so angry at League = /
I lost 64 ELO for this game
---------- Post added 2013-01-11 at 03:26 PM ----------
Well after making my last post I decided I would try another ranked game....
My top lane didn't connect so we lost another 4v5...
I swear I have gone like 100 normal games in a row without having my teammates disconnect. And now that I decided to queue ranked today 2 in a row.
This is just unbelievable.
Holy crapballs. Just won a 4v5.
Shaco (me), Vayne, Kayle mid, Fiora top and a Taric support (who ragequit after engaging 4v5 without Vayne twice and went "omg this lost FF PLZ FKN NOOBS GG WP").
Alistar, Akali, Orianna, Nautilus and Corki.
I don't know how we won. Mechanically, they have SO MUCH MORE than us. Ori knockup, Ali knockup+back, Nauti knockup+slow+root...
I completely carried them early and mid game. At 30minute mark I'd gotten our team 17 out of the 20 kills. Was 7/2/10. Got early kills @ mid and top. Got us 3 drakes by destroying bot, and I won top for him after Akali got a very early first blood on Fiora (at lv1 l0l). Fiora was like "plz gank top plz" -> I gank, get a kill, recall and go for bot -> get double kill + drake there just to get "shaco plz gank top plz". After I'd ganked top again Taric went "shaco plz gank bot nauti 3 times bot u only 1". I lost it and went mental on the guy after that comment. Fuck that shit.
I'm glad this Taric dude didn't get the win though. Jackass.
Anyways, meanwhile this Vayne had gotten like ~300cs (thank god she knew wtf was up) and went into hypercarry mode while I was peeling for her. BOXES OP. Barrier+Kayle ulti on Vayne; good luck downing her while she's bashing you with 6 items and healing herself with BT.. Nah, must be my boxes. Yeah. Boxesssss.
Also, every1 carrying oracles so that Akali couldn't do shit. Luckily she was too stupid to get a GA until very very lategame rofl rofl rofl.
Anyways, point is; don't give up even though you seem to be outcomped and outnumbered. You can still win by outplaying the opponents.
Last edited by Sivalion; 2013-01-12 at 12:01 AM.
Well I'm sure my permaban is inc. I know I just got reported for feeding.
Team leader says mid and bans eve, when shen doesnt get banned he decides to go bot shen, leaving me to go mid. They choose kat, then my jungler chooses a mana dependent jungler. I have 3 mids. Morg, Eve, and Fizz. Jungler doesnt give me blue and kat stomps my face in cause I can't trade with her since I rely on mana.
Anyways, Fizz isn't that bad. Fizz is actually quite effective against Katarina. Pole all her CDs and then derp on her bigtime, you don't need too much mana to play defensive either, so get some mana pots/crystalline flask and go roam like mad
And Morgana.. well, max W and keep your lane shoved. Forces Katarina to choose between roaming and losing CS/tower, or stay and farm to protect her turret. And you can disengage easy as hell with shield + snare. Use your Snare after she jumped.
You didn't lose because you didn't get blue; you lost because Katarina outplayed you.
Last edited by Sivalion; 2013-01-12 at 04:16 AM.
Anyway, just had a terrible game as Taric. First I got caught on lvl 1 by Leona and Ezreal when I was on my way to set up Explorer's in tribush in fear of Jax doing a lvl 2 gank on us. Ez got a lvl 1 first blood. :/
Afterwards it was a mess - Corki just HAD to commit full-in every time he saw an opportunity, not even thinking of the fact he's behind and jumping into a Leona might not be the best of ideas. Every time he did that I followed in, saved him somehow... and died myself. Obviously I got branded a feeder and the cause for every disaster in this world, even Irelia's inability to notice the enemy mid is missing and just MIGHT be coming for her as she's at the enemy tower and without a ward became my fault.
We still hung on for quite a bit, Corki got a lot of safe farm after we got pushed into the base and the teamfights were actually executed pretty well on our part - but still, in the end they got a baron for free when we were defending the inhibitors and rolled all over us in the final fight. Game might not have been all THAT terrible in itself, but the fact I got blamed for pretty much everything just irked me. :/
Pole all her cds? What bad Kats have you played against who unleash all their cds in .75s? There isn't one, if there are then they are at 150 elo. There is no "pole her cds then hurt her". This is how it goes she Q's off minions to hit me. I have to sit back cause, well, IM MELEE, I get w/e farm I can while she free pokes me. I can dodge a lot of the blades but inevitably get hit. I can't poke her because my Q>E combo doesn't really work. I Q onto her, E away, she E's onto me, then follows with Q>W>runs thanks to the MS boost from W, I can't Q onto her again cause E is either still on cd or I won't have the mana or health to escape. All her cds or shorter then my escapes cd.
As for Morg. I have to have mana regen to spam W. I have faced Kats with and without blue on Morg, and have only beaten Kats with blue, cause I don't have the mana regen to keep W and E up.
Now people leave me the hell alone. I do not post here to get your criticism of me, saying I suck and if I played like you people I'd be owning. You can not say anything to me about what goes on in my games because you can't see them. you don't know what my team does, or what I do, or what the enemies team does. You can only go by your games, and what you see "pros" do. Guess what, you're not pros, neither am I, nor the people we play against.
Even the truly unwinnable situations such as a 3v5 have been won before, because people kept playing and didn't quit.
Just played a couple of games(tt), lost every single one of them thanks to leavers, the other saying it's lost already spamming surrender or just afking. When asking to report the player that left in /all (in a friendly way) they reply: no, we're winning because of him, honor for him. Or something like that. It's just not my day.
The worst thing is, every player that left was spanish(spanish raging, spanish sounding names). It's hard to not get a prejudice this way.
I don't even think you can give honor to someone who left a match, last time I was in one, the option wasn't even there(or it was grayed out or something).
But I have seen one or two people do just that "no I won't report, I'm winning top/mid/etc cause they're not here".