Not so much a shitty fight as we won, but some people...
Grab Blitzcrank + Tristana bot. Say so in team chat. Udyr jungle. Random Ziggs + ... Graves (yes: in case you needed a reminder, Graves free week). The latter does not speak, but does go top. For some reason he finds LeBlanc and one more (forgot which - their Ahri was mid lane) there and proceeds to give them 4 kills in 5 minutes. He then spends the rest of the game complaining and whining and begging for surrenders, despite the fact that the bottom lane (read: us) are up 4-0 in that same time and our Udyr is starting to wreck faces.
When he realises he doesn't get his surrender he says he can't play and is drunk. His finnish buddy (both were finnish) Ziggs takes over for asking for Surrenders - even right after we ace them, but at least he doesn't throw the game. Graves on the other hand has decided that feeding is a good idea and by now is up to 1/15/6. Good thing is that at least he isn't worth any money any more. The enemy team pretty much keeps running around solo, letting us pick them off easily.
We ace them a few times over and win the game. Udyr @ 23/5/x, me on Tristana 14/4/9.
Graves 1/16/... goes... "GG WP me"