SO we have a good teamcomp in champ select. Me mid as Swain, a Riven top, Vayne bot and well .. a Yi jungling with 1 person still having to decide. So for some reason this person decides to take Eve with flash + Ignite and instalock saying top. At which point our Riven is going crazy of course, then she says she'll jsut go top, mid and bot all together winning the game. At this point my brains tell me to just alt-f4 but my hangover refuses. Riven changed to a Cho'gath and we get into the game. Because retards pick Eve, and retards have bad computers, our Eve has been DC'ed for about 9 minutes or so. I changed from mid to top because Cho wanted to lane against their Lux and Vayne has to solo lane against a Eve/Graves combo, making her useless. Obviously our mid and bot were losing their lanes while our Yi still hasn't said a single word the entire match. He's literally running around in his jungle NEVER ganking a lane whatsoever. Suddenly our Eve reconnects, blames us because "all lanes are lost, noobs!" dies a few times because she's level 1 and the rest is 7-10. And quits the game.
At this point I just returned to base, went afk and instaignored half my team. 16:52 minutes of precious gametime wasted for at least 3 people (and I have no idea why people find winning a game against an AFK team fun), because of 1 single person. Some people just deserve to be shot, twice.