Thread: Dear God:

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    Dear God:

    We must chat. Lately I bought Baby 1.0. It turns out you aren't really done with this release yet. It doesn't have the user experience set up correctly - the product just crys when it has a need. Second, the product experiences massive memory leaks all the freaking time. Your programming sucks, frankly. Finally, I can't even get tech support on the line. Bad enough they are only open on Sunday, but it's in some strange language no one has ever heard of. To top it all off, the designer (You) haven't been heard from in in 2000 years. When can we expect an upgrade to this product?

    Ding level 0 to my daughter Janelle, born today 6 lb 14 oz.

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    Congrats, and all that.


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    Umm uhh... grats?

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    HAHAHAH! Grats man! My wife is due June 18th with our first daughter ^^

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    Well played, mate. Congrats on the newborn!
    That fabric softener teddy bear...oooh I'm 'a hunt that little bitch down.

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    pfffhaha we both know these aren't the official forums, and god's devs don't read these.....




    lol Gratz
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    Proof that the mmochamp community can be a bitter and lonely place. What a shame.

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    Haha that was terrific, I hope he has some good customer service. Congrats! Happy birthday Janelle!

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    Totally not what I was expecting. Well played.

    And congratulations!

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    Babies scare me. But congrats that's a great name!

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    good stuff.
    Congratz!!

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    Congratulations. Unexpected post!
    'Mon the Scots!

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    Congrats man, made me smile from ear to ear

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    WTF............................................................................... -.-'

    I mean Congrats.

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    They rushed the release date, now the live version is bugged.

    +congrats.

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    Well played and creative. congrats!

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    Congratulations on the new addition to your family!

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    Prepare for poop, lots and lots of poop.

    they will never nerf the rate in which fecal matter spawns


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    Congrats =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digglett View Post
    Prepare for poop, lots and lots of poop.
    I have to second this. And congrats.
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    anyone want doughnuts? i hear there is a great shop in Vancouver

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