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    Just this Tuesday our raid leader vanished at random. A few minutes later he does a mobile post to the shout box about hes son spilling cool-aid on his computer tower.

    As for silly afks.
    Walking my fish.
    BrB shower.
    BrB need to check facebook. (during a Phase 2 of a Heroic Lich King pull.)

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    I used "brb fridge fallen over from drunk people" once. I really just went to make a grilled cheese. When I came back they said "Well done, your performance was good. You win a more robust fridge!"

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    Back in TBC we did heroic Shadowlabs (When you couldn't kick people from your group if your weren't the leader), our tank (and group leader) said "AFK sauna" and went afk -.-. And as we only had one boss to go we all went afk as well until he got logged off, we got a tank and finished it :P

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    Here's one I did last year. Got into Heroic HoO.

    [Me]: Hold on one sec, it's hot in here, gotta open a window
    *later*
    [Me]: Oh dang, hold on, I hear a swarm of bees outside, gotta close the window
    *shortly after*
    [Me]: OH GOD OH GOD THE BEES, OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY EYES, AAAGGGHGHGHGHGHGHG HELP ME AAGGGGHGHGGHHHHGHGHG AAAGAAAAAAHAHHHH!!!
    *drop group*
    PEPE SILVA, PEPE SILVA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashtaroth View Post
    Be right back- the peasants are revolting
    Well this is my new go-to excuse.

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    "BRB, fire"

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    I once used "AFK my neighbours house is on fire!" during the lead up trash to Kael..... It actually was on fire, half the neighbourhood was there with hoses trying to keep it in check until the fire department showed up. Being the main tank at the time the raid didn't have a choice but to wait for me....

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    I had someone afk during Ultraxion to go flip bacon -_-... He was the tank so we wiped since he died to fading light.

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    "brb theres too much fecal matter on my dildo, need to swap"

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    i once used and still use considering its my favorite " SHIT AFK I FORGOT IM ALLERGIC TO MY KEYBOARD! "

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    afk, my sheeps ran off the field.
    Quote Originally Posted by DemoBytom View Post
    But well - you don't really eat something that speaks to you, is part of "your people"

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    I've seen "My kid stepped on a tack gotta take him to doctor!" seen that like 3x lol.

    Sometimes if I have to piss or go afk for a few I say "brb gonna jack off to midget porn for a few!" lol

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